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New Zealand to Tax Cow & Sheep Farts & Burps to Stop the Planet from Warming

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The left wing government of Jacinda Ardern has unveiled plans to charge livestock a ‘burping tax’ in a bid to tackle climate change and save the world. New Zealand which has more cows and sheep than people combined, released a draft plan on Wednesday, to put a tax on its belching sheep and cattle in an effort to contain ‘greenhouse gas emissions’ Unfortunately no this is not satire! This is... 

American police Running Out of Fuel, as prices Too High, told to Respond to 911 Calls by Phone

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Due to the soaring price of gas in America, police departments in several Michigan counties have told officers to manage “whatever calls are possible” over the phone as they have already exceeded their fuel budget for 2022 in June. Welcome to Biden’s America. The Isabella County Sheriff’s Office announced this week that it is “feeling the pain at the pump,” and has “exhausted what funds... 

Turkey will change its name to Türkiye so it won't be associated with the Bird anymore

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The UN approves Turkey’s application to be named Türkiye in English – complete with a non-Latin letter and all – instead of the current Turkey. Through the measure, the country is trying to avoid being associated with the bird turkey, which is called turkey in English. Turkey began the move to change its internationally recognised official name in English to Türkiye in December... 

Singapore introduces Beer made from recycled Urine and Sewage liquids

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Singapore has introduced a line of beers made from recycled water. This may sound like a joke but it’s not. A brewery in Singapore has taken the green message to another level. They have turned urine and feces into alcoholic beverages. It doesn’t matter if it sounds appealing or not, but in an effort to make alcoholic beverages eco-friendly, this is what Singapore is doing. Currently the... 

Hillary Clinton says its the Republicans Fault for Baby Formula Shortage and Starving Babies

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Twice-failed Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has accused Republicans of wanting babies to starve. Clinton made the outlandish remark in response to a statement from Republican Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas expressing outrage that baby formula was being shipped to border migrant camps despite a national shortage. “The Republican, ‘pro-life’ position is now that certain babies should starve,”... 

Elite Banker Shapeshifts Into Transgender-Genderless Dragon with AIDS

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A former banker who served as Vice President at one of the nation’s leading financial institutions has given up their elite career and transformed into a genderless reptilian to deal with the “spiritual pain of being human.” Los Angeles-based Tiamat Legion Medusa, who was born Richard Hernandez, was abandoned in the woods as a child and has shared their journey to become a fully-fledged “reptoid.” To... 

Woke San Diego redesigns 2 Lane Road into a Suicidal Single Lane with 2-Way Traffic

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The City of San Diego has done something that is so incredibly stupid and shortsighted — in the name of ‘combating climate change’ — that even some liberal residents are confused and angry about it. Specifically, the city, without consultation or announcement, redesigned a “two-lane” road along a stretch of Gold Coast Drive in the Mira Mesa suburb that accommodates two lanes of bike traffic... 

Brazilian with 9 Wives Upset 1 of them Wants to Divorce

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Ohhh poor man had a dream of having 10 wives and he was so close! He had 9 wives but now instead of adding 1 more to fulfill his dream, now he lost one, and now he needs 2 more… Nobody should endure such terrible suffering of having “only” 8 wives. Everybody should have 10 or even 20, on the house! Free for everyone! After all if you think you are potent enough to endure 10, why... 

'Cuckold Rage': Will Smith Humiliated After Slapping Chris Rock Over Oscars Joke

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It went from bad to worse for Will Smith after he slapped Chris Rock in the face over a joke about his wife at the Oscars, with many pointing out that Smith was exhibiting “cuckold rage” in response to him and his wife having an “open relationship.” After Rock mocked Jada Pinkett-Smith for having a G.I. Jane hairstyle, an irate Smith stormed the stage and struck the comedian across the face... 

Japan confused why Russia is asking to pay for Gas in Rubles

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Asian importers of Russian gas expressed confusion this week regarding Moscow’s demand to pay for deliveries in rubles. The new requirement concerns countries that have imposed sanctions against Russia over its military operation in Ukraine. On Wednesday, Russian President Vladimir Putin said “unfriendly countries” would continue to receive Russian natural gas in volumes and prices fixed in... 

Moscow: US Must Return Alaska to Russia, public hanging of Ukrainians and Nuke Everyone who Stole their Money

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Moscow is calling for the return of its historic settlements in Alaska and California, demanding the US hand over the former settlements, as Russia continues displaying signs of increasing bullishness regarding the prospect of total victory in Ukraine. A member of Putin’s parliament in Moscow outlined the plan for reclaiming the settlements in Alaska and California, claiming they will be due after... 

Total Slavic War: Ukraine Threatens to Bomb Belarus

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This is turning into a comedy show, USA should just grab some pop-corn, sit back and laugh as the idiot Slavs are slaughtering each other live on video. Suka Blyat! They make sure they keep us updated by uploading videos all the time with their deeds. There’s all kind of videos out there, including some dumbasses kicking an undetonated bomb with their feet, videos with looters being tied and... 

Comedian Collapses On Stage Right after saying 'I'm Vaxxed, Boosted and Jesus Loves me the Most'

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Standup comedian Heather McDonald collapsed and fractured her skull during a show in Tempe, Arizona, on Saturday night. The 51-year-old was into her second joke about being vaccinated when she fell, according to TMZ: “Eyewitnesses tell TMZ … the former ‘Chelsea Lately’ star was headlining the sold-out show, when she delivered her second joke … ‘I’m vaxxed, double vaxxed, boosted …... 

NASA seeking help from Theologians to Announce the arrival of the Aliens

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NASA has enlisted the help of theologians to examine how the world would react if sentient life was found on other planets (aka the alien hoax agenda) and what impacts such a discovery would have on deeply-held beliefs about divinity and creation. The US space agency has recruited some 24 scholars so far to participate in a program at Princeton University’s Center of Theological Inquiry (CTI) in... 

Israel Bans Australian from Leaving Country for 8000 Years Over Child Support

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A DAD has reportedly been banned from leaving Israel for nearly 8,000 years under a bizarre divorce law after his ex-wife filed a child support claim. Noam Huppert, 44, is barred from leaving the country until December 31 in the year 9999 unless he forks out more than $3million in future child support payments. It means the Australian dad has effectively been slapped with an 8,000-year prison sentence. He... 
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