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Leftists demand Sex Robots with Human Rights who Consent or Deny Sex Altogether
Researchers are calling for sex robots to be programmed with the ability to give and rescind consent, lest their human ‘partners’ become rape-crazed maniacs. Apparently, they no longer trust us to distinguish fantasy from reality, but WAIT! That’s not all, sex robots should have full human rights to prevent them from being “sexually abused”, an “expert” has...
Playboy model promises Prostitutes, Drugs & lots of Babies if shes elected president of Croatia
LOL! Politics has become such a joke nowadays :-D
Ava Karabatic, a former Playboy model, reality TV star and artist has thrown her hat in the ring for the 2020 Croatian presidential elections on a broad platform targeting the country’s youth vote.
The 31-year-old former model made the announcement via her Instagram account and personal blog.
The central tenets of her platform include increasing...
2 Women Gang Rape Student over Scratched iPhone screen in Russia
A Russian teen told police that his female friend and another woman beat and sexually assaulted him over a damaged iPhone. The abusers then blackmailed him with the video of the entire ordeal.
The high-achieving 19-year-old student used a break from school to visit his 22-year-old acquaintance in the city of Bugulma, in Russia’s Tatarstan Republic. At one point, the woman said she had some problems...
Norwegian ‘Jewish pig’ Scrabble cartoon courts controversy
A satirical cartoon on Norwegian public television has drawn complaints about anti-Semitism, after it showed a man contemplating a derogatory term in a word puzzle game Scrabble, while playing against a Jew.
Part of the NKR Humor series, the cartoon depicts an overweight man dressed as a Haredi Jew, playing Scrabble with a younger man in the park, and berating him for taking too long.
“We are clearly...
Narcissists in crisis as Instagram removes Likes due to Political Correct pressure
Latest on the list to offend the PC generation? Liking pictures. Pure aesthetic pleasure has been canceled by Instagram to tackle ‘social pressure’ – but will they isolate their vainest in an attempt to protect the vulnerable?
Instagram recently introduced measures to hide the number of likes on a post, introduced preliminarily in Canada, and correspondingly launched on Wednesday...
No, Apple, we don't need 72 different emojis to represent gay, straight & lesbian couples in 5 races
If I wanted an emoji to look exactly like me, I’d just send a photograph. But then, unlike Apple and Google, I understand that they are a symbolic shorthand, not a racist tool of oppression that ignores my identity.
On Wednesday, World Emoji Day, the two California companies revealed their expanded repertoire of “newest designs that bring even more diversity to the keyboard.”
Seventy-two new...
Democratic Candidate Marianne Williamson Leads White People in Collective Prayer and Apology to Blacks
A video shows Democratic presidential candidate Marianne Williamson leading a large group of white people inside a fake church (there is ONLY ONE SINGLE TRUE CHURCH), to make a collective ‘apology’ to African-Americans.
Yes, really.
The weird incantation sounds more like a prayer than an apology.
“I’m going to ask the white Americans in the room to please repeat after me,” said Williamson...
Shaking Merkel almost Collapses while German president stands there like an Idiot and says Nothing
Merkel is just allergic to the German anthem and the demons inside her become angry when they hear the song.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel was seen visibly shaking during another high-profile diplomatic meeting, this time as she welcomed Finnish Prime Minister Antti Rinne as the countries’ anthems played.
Merkel has repeatedly played down concerns over her health in recent weeks following high-profile...
Most British MPs are Mentally Ill, New Study Finds
While the UK is struggling to cope with Brexit, a survey has raised concerns about the well-being of those who are to steer it out of the political chaos. It revealed that depression, distress and other conditions are more likely to hit members of the House of Commons than people with other jobs, including high-level ones.
Conservative MP and practicing psychiatrist of the National Health Service...
China Warns Citizens Against US Travel, Labels America "Unsafe"
Welp, this doesn’t come as unexpected at all. After America took tens of millions of Hispanic invaders who now do all sorts of crimes, what would you expect?
Then you also have those sickos with their mass shootings and on top of it Trump is literally at war with China.
Its not really a loss for America that it’s not being invaded by Chinese anymore, if anything this is a win but the whole...
"London isn't an English city anymore": John Cleese hot take sparks Twitter firestorm
British comedy icon John Cleese’s claim that London is no longer an “English city” has unleashed a flood of reaction on Twitter as Brits latch onto another topic to fight about.
The Fawlty Towers and Monty Python star dredged up previous comments he made about the UK capital losing its sense of Englishness, tweeting that the observation has since been confirmed by virtually all his friends from...
Pepe the Frog case against Infowars will go to trial, judge rules
A Pepe the Frog copyright infringement claim filed against Infowars will proceed to trial, a California federal judge ruled Thursday after being unconvinced by motions argued by either side.
Matt Furie, who created the cartoon frog that became an internet meme and was co-opted by the far right, sued InfoWars for selling a poster of Pepe the Frog depicted alongside Milo Yiannopoulos, InfoWars founder...
Israel takes heat for Eurovision promo joking about occupation, greedy Jews & "lovely b*tches"
Eurovision organizers wanted to advertise Israel to tourists and show that the locals aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves but missed the mark completely uniting the most fierce political rivals in outrage.
The clip, released by state-owned Kan broadcaster ahead of the Eurovision Song Contest in Tel-Aviv next week, begins with a pair of terrified European guests arriving at Ben Gurion International...
South Africa: Africans Vote in Darkness as Power Fails at Polling Station
At least one polling station in the South African province of Kwa-Zulu Natal had to conduct its business by candelight after the power supply failed, leaving voters and officials struggling in the darkness to complete the voting procedures, while outside voters expressed fears of “being attacked.”
A report in South Africa’s IOL news service titled “We are shocked to find vote counting will...
Sweden Launches Online 'Hate Detection' Machine
The new automatic “hate-detecting” machine is claimed to assist authorities in weeding out hate speech, online abuse, and incitement of ethnic hatred. Many Swedes, however, have interpreted it as the “thought police” and an encroachment on free speech.
The Swedish Police have in collaboration with the Swedish Defence Research Agency (FOI) and Uppsala University developed a...