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Biden Executive Order Will Severely Punish Americans Who 'Indirectly' Aid Russia

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Joe Biden has quietly signed an executive order that will allow his administration to “deprive American citizens of their rights” if they are found to directly or indirectly aid Russia. What could possibly go wrong? From The American Thinker: On April 15, President Biden signed an Executive Order on Blocking Property with Respect to Specified Harmful Foreign Activities of the Government of the... 

YouTube's CEO Gives Herself Free Speech Award, Immediately Says More Censorship is Necessary

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Susan Wojcicki, the CEO of Google’s video platform YouTube, was awarded the Freedom Forum Institute’s ‘Free Expression Award’ on Friday in a ceremony sponsored by her own company – despite YouTube’s track record of censorship. In the digital awards ceremony, YouTube video creator Molly Burke praised Wojcicki as a free speech leader before the YouTube CEO detailed in her acceptance speech... 

Check this out: Crazyland UK says now even Plants are Racist

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Kew Gardens in London is to change labels on its plants and flowers in order to inform visitors on how racist they are. Yes, really. The popular attraction, which welcomes over 2 million visitors a year from all over the world, is set to “change display boards for plants such as sugar cane – previously harvested by slaves – to highlight their ‘imperial legacy’”, reports the Daily Mail. According... 

Paranoid Jews See 'Hitler' in Amazon's New Logo

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Do you remember how some Jews laugh at white people getting replaced through massive non-stop invasion by calling them “white fragility”? Well here’s some Jewish Fragility here for you at its best. Some paranoid fragile Jews apparently were in for the shock of their lives when they recently received packages from Amazon only to be greeted by a cleverly disguised portrait of Adolf... 

Rooster to Appear in Court in India after Killing Man with Knife during Fight

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A rooster named Raja will appear in court in India after he killed his owner with a knife while attempting to flee an illegal cockfight. The incident took place on February 23 in the Jagtial district in the Indian state of Telangana. Raja was brought by his owner Thanugula Satish to a cock fight at the Yellamma temple on the outskirts of Lothunur village in Gollapalli mandal. Satish affixed a three-inch... 

Really funny stuff: Woman Marries HERSELF because no Man is Good Enough

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A woman who ‘married’ herself in a commitment ceremony attended by friends and family divided viewers when she appeared on This Morning. Meg Taylor Morrison, 35, a life and business coach from Atlanta, Georgia, explained she ‘married’ herself as a symbol of ‘self-love’ after splitting from her fiancé four months before their planned October 2020 wedding. She decided... 

US President Biden says N-word Live on CNN, Leftists Scramble to Defend Him

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Incumbent US president was previously the one who said during the August 2019 town hall meeting in Iowa that “poor kids” were just as intelligent as “white kids” – the phrase that has sparked a lot of questions among observers. It was probably just a gaffe when Joe Biden used a slur during his video appearance at the Munich Security Conference on Saturday. But many who analysed his speech... 

TikTok Woman uses Gorilla Glue to Fix Hair for 'Fame and Money' Ends up at Plastic Surgeon to Remove it

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A mother-of-five who set her hair with Gorilla Glue spray has arrived in Los Angeles to meet with a plastic surgeon who claims he can fully remove the adhesive after revealing she was told by doctors that she may have permanent scalp damage. Tessica Brown, 40, from Violet, Louisiana, opened up about the ‘extreme’ headaches she has been suffering from and her failed attempts to remove the... 

K-Pop star 'Heartbroken' After 'Offending' Jews Worldwide By Posing With 'Nazi Mannequin'

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Offended Jews worldwide are expressing their collective outrage and disappointment after they discovered that a Korean pop star posed for a humorous picture with a mannequin dressed in a “Nazi” uniform: Fans have demanded an apology from a K-pop star who was seen embracing a Nazi mannequin in a set of photos. Sowon, a member of popular girl group GFriend, came under fire after sharing the images... 

PETA declares meat-eaters 'Human Supremacists'

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The animal rights group PETA, famous for its shock-tactics publicity stunts, has implied that all non-vegans have something Klanish in them, denouncing meat-eaters as “human supremacists.” It certainly caught attention. “Eating animals is speciesist,” People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) said on its Twitter account on Wednesday, adding that “Speciesism is the human-supremacist... 

US Researchers want Leftists to be DRUGGED up with Drugs and Mushrooms So they Won't feel Offended by Racism

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For people scarred by racism, one cure is a psychedelic trip, new research says. And it claims treatment with the same compound found in magic mushrooms and ecstasy decreases post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) within 30 days. For decades, the mind-bending effects of psychedelic drugs such as LSD have been well documented, but researchers in Canada and the United States wondered how the psychedelic... 

Adolf Hitler enjoys Landslide Election Win in Namibia

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Adolf Hitler has ascended to power through a democratic election just like he did the first time. This is not a history lesson but current news coming from Namibia, a former German colony, where a man named after the Nazi great emperor has won election in a landslide. Adolf Hitler Uunona ran on the ticket of the ruling SWAPO Party of Namibia. He attracted 1,196 votes, compared to 213 cast for his... 

Jews 'Alarmed' over Amazon's Alexa saying some Uncomfortable Truths about Them

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Despite the fact that Amazon’s AI Alexa robot has been shown to promote the agenda of the Radical Left, otherwise Liberal Jews are now up in arms that this otherwise compliant and politically-correct “useful idiot” has a firm grasp of the obvious — that Jews do indeed control the world financial markets and mainstream media: The vice-chairman of Conservative Friends of Israel has written to... 

Netanyahu faces Criticism after saying: 'Women and Children are Animals with Rights'

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Benjamin Netanyahu has subjected himself to a political thrashing after the Israeli prime minister issued a gaffe-riddled speech during an event raising awareness about violence against women. The Israeli leader spoke at a ceremony marking the International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women, but his remarks have been interpreted as less-than-sympathetic towards females. The trouble... 

Watch: The Funniest Football News Report You Have EVER seen in your Life from Ghana

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This has got to be the funniest Football news report you have EVER seen in your life. Watch how Ghana’s UTV presents the scores between European football clubs. The way he pronounces these names is priceless. Sure Africans in general have a lower IQ so this kind of explains it but still… this is insane and funniest thing ever, for example he calls Sheffield United: “shflf unatad”... 
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