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Today is the Apocalypse Day according to 'Prophet' Greta Thunberg
Today it is five years since the climate prophet Greta Thunberg published a post on Twitter that humanity would be wiped out if we did not stop using fossil fuels within five years.
“A senior climate scientist warns that climate change will wipe out all of humanity if we don’t stop using fossil fuels in the next five years,” Greta’s post from June 21, 2018 read.
In the tweet,...
British Prime Minister mocks Transgenders in Leaked Video
A video published by Pink News shows UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak appearing to mock the trend of men claiming to be women.
According to Pink News, the clip was recorded in connection with Rishi Sunak’s speech to conservative MPs on June 5 this year.
Sunak is heard ranting about Liberal Democrat party leader Ed Davey and his commitment to “LGBTQ”.
– Ed Davey has been very...
Amazon shuts down man's 'smart' home after automated doorbell allegedly committed an act of 'racism'
A man by the name of Brandon Jackson was locked out of his so-called “smart home” recently after Amazon shut it all down due to allegedly “racist” statements he made that were picked up by the always-listening spy devices he owns.
The Amazon Ring doorbell device locked Jackson out of his own home after the Amazon device, and possibly several others, caught him saying something that the company...
Ireland Plans to Slaughter Its Cows because they are Farting
While you were sleeping the globalist fanatics went after your food supplies.
The globalist movement is targeting food production in the West. And, of course, the crooked officials are glad to assist.
Government officials in The Netherlands, a major European food producer, shut down 3,000 productive farms to comply with global warming goals in November.
In December Germany order farmers to slash fertilizer...
French Writer Offers her Husband a Threesome as 40th Birthday Gift
The journey from contemplating a threesome as a birthday gift for my husband to actually experiencing it was filled with twists, turns, and unexpected revelations. What began as a novel idea to spice up our relationship led to a deeper exploration of desire, communication, and the complexities of human connection.
At the outset, the notion of fulfilling my husband’s fantasy was both intriguing...
Russia's lone tank in Victory Day parade reveals military losses under Putin
The Victory Day parade on Moscow’s Red Square, typically a grand display of military might and patriotic fervor, took on a notably subdued tone this year. The presence of just one aged tank, a Second World War-era T-34, amidst a smaller contingent of troops and military hardware, was a stark departure from the elaborate showcases of power seen in previous years.
The significance of this scaled-down...
US Navy Enlists Drag Queen For 'Digital Ambassador' Role To Attract More Recruits
And the Department of Defense wonders why multiple military branches are projected to miss their recruitment goals this year? The Navy expects to fall short by over 6000 sailors in 2023, while the military struggles with a growing lack of interest, not to mention a lack of physically viable candidates. So, they have embarked on a new strategy, giving their marketing the Bud Light treatment.
That’s...
Trump Imitates Biden Getting Lost, Crowd Laughs
President Trump drew howls of laughter Thursday night at a New Hampshire rally when he once again imitated Joe Biden getting lost on stage, and having to ask for directions from handlers.
“You would think at least one time he’d get up and say, ‘I’m running for president — where, where am I going, where the hell am I going,’” Trump said before doddering around and waving his arms about...
Biden Claims Identification as Younger Man Proves He's Not Too Old for Presidency
During a press conference with South Korea’s President Yoon Suk-yeol in the Rose Garden, President Joe Biden fielded questions from a group of pre-selected mainstream media reporters. One reporter asked him if he was concerned about his advanced age after announcing his 2024 reelection campaign. Biden will be 82 at the next inauguration if he is re-elected.
Responding to the reporter’s...
Google's Bard AI is 'Useless, gives Contradictory and Wrong Answers to Simple Questions'
Google’s rush to win the artificial intelligence (AI) race has led to ethical lapses on the company’s part. Eighteen current and former workers at the Mountain View, California-based tech firm, alongside internal documents reviewed by Bloomberg, have attested to this.
According to the employees, the management asked them to test out Google’s AI chatbot Bard in March, shortly before its public...
Scientists claim if you Dislike other people's Body Odors, you are a Racist
Bizarre new research claims that people with a sensitive nose for disgusting smells are more likely to be xenophobic.
In a study across nine countries, scientists have linked a repulsion to sweat, bad breath and smelly feet with heightened disliking for refugees.
Steering clear of stenches is a natural mechanism that helps us avoid illnesses, experts at the Karolinska Institute in Stockholm explain.
But...
Comedy: They are saying now that RICE is Warming the Globe
Rice, which is a staple food for half of the worlds population, is now also to blame for global warming, according to the climate change cultists.
AFP reported: “Rice is to blame for around 10 percent of global emissions of methane, a gas that over two decades, traps about 80 times as much heat as carbon dioxide. Scientists say that if the world wants to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, rice cannot...
Elon Musk to BBC reporter: You are the ones spreading misinformation
Twitter owner Elon Musk is being praised on social media for his responses to a BBC reporter during an interview.
Twitter recently classified the BBC as “state-funded media”, which has sent the state-owned British left-wing giant into a tailspin.
In a recent interview with the BBC’s James Clayton, Musk announced that this label would be changed to “publicly funded media”,...
TikToker who Claims is a Time Traveler says the Aliens will Invade Earth Next Year in 2024
A ‘time-traveler’ who warned of an alien abducting 8,000 people on March 23 has claimed that the extra terrestrial has come and gone from Earth, making its departure around 7.30pm EST.
The captured humans will allegedly protect us from the next alien invasion, which the space-aficionado claims is scheduled for ‘mid 2024’.
TikToker Eno Alaric – who goes by @theradiantimetraveller...
Man Waits 16 Minutes in Dark Parking Lot Charging EV to Drive 11 Miles Home
An electric vehicle owner was left stuck out in the cold charging his car in a dark parking lot after he realized he wasn’t going to have enough juice to make it home.
In a video posted to TikTok, the owner of the Hyundai Ioniq 5 documented his ordeal as his drive home would take 56 more minutes, while his car’s battery only had enough energy for 45 more minutes of drive time.
Video shows the...