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PETA tells New Yorkers to Stop Tormenting Rats
Animal-rights group PETA is alarmed that New York City is combatting its surging rat population by employing a clever new trap baited with Oreo cookies, saying the creatures are “simply trying to live their lives.”
The Italian-made traps in question have been endorsed by Mayor-elect Eric Adams and are reportedly being used increasingly by New York businesses to help stop an infestation that has...
Austria Brothel Offers Free Sex with Prostitutes in Exchange for Getting Vaccinated
A brothel in Austria has provided Covid-19 vaccinations for customers – and offered free entry to a ‘sauna club’ for anyone who agrees to have the jab.
Funpalast brothel in Vienna offers clients a 30-minute session in the sexual ‘sauna club’ with the ‘lady of their choice’ if they get the vaccine at the on-site clinic.
The brothel said the project, which started...
Climate Changer Al Gore Unveils Tech That 'Tracks Identities of Guilty' Greenhouse Gas Emitters
Former Vice Presidnent Al Gore on Thursday unveiled creepy new technology capable of tracking down people ‘guilty’ of emitting greenhouse gasses.
The climate change hoaxer proudly unveiled the new technology last Thursday during an appearance on MSNBC’s “Andrea Mitchell Reports”.
“We get data consistently from 300 existing satellites, more than 11,000 ground-based, air-based, sea-based...
Liberals Demand Total 'Positive Dog Training', Saying the word 'No' is now Forbidden
So liberals are now infesting even the dog-training world. Nothing remains unruined by these schizophrenics.
So now the liberal psychopaths from AVSAB (American Veterinary Society of Animal Behavior) have come up with new rules for “Positive Dog Training” so cringe that even “Positive Dog Trainers” are calling them out on their cringiness.
You’re not allowed to say NO...
Stephen Colbert Literally Dances Like Performing at the Circus in a show called Vak Scene
Late night ‘comedian’ Stephen Colbert has been reduced to performing like a monkey for his Big Pharma overlords.
Colbert produced a cringeworthy 11-minute ‘Vax Scene’ segment for his CBS talkshow over the summer, which went viral this week all for the wrong reasons.
Colbert is convinced that this ‘vax dance’ on behalf of Big Pharma will convince millions of unvaccinated Americans to get...
New Zealand to JAIL men to 6 Months over 'Smuggling Large Amounts of KFC' (3 buckets) over the 'Border' in Auckland
So check this out and nope sadly this isn’t a satire. It’s an actual news story from the Guardian… his is democracy now in 2021!
Two men have been arrested after police said they found them with a car boot-full of Kentucky fried chicken and over $100,000 in cash as they tried to cross the border into Auckland despite New Zealand’s strict Covid-19 lockdown.
The men were arrested...
New Zealand Rapper Louie Knuxx Dead 28 Days Later After being Stung by 'phizer'
The artist, 42-year-old Todd Williams, known as Louie Knuxx, received his second dose of the Pfizer vaccine on July 15, according to his Twitter page.
He reported pain in his arms the next morning, but no other adverse effects. He also said he was “ready to party”.
On the morning of Friday, August 13th as usual, the artist hit the treadmill at the gym at his home, but suffered a heart attack while...
Man sends lizard saliva to 23andMe for DNA testing, exposing total fraud of company's claims of human ancestry
A man and his wife decided to test the accuracy of 23andMe’s at-home DNA testing kit by sending in a saliva sample collected from their pet lizard. What they found is that the whole thing is a sham.
In the following video, the man explains how after three months of waiting, he received anomalous results suggesting that his pet lizard is 48 percent West Asian and 51 percent Ashkenazi Jewish. 23andMe...
Germany Bans killing Chick Embryos because they Feel Pain while Allowing and ENCOURAGING Abortion of Human Babies
The German legislature recently passed a law forbidding the killing of six-day old chick embryos since they are “sensitive to pain,” as well as the killing chicks because of their sex. Meanwhile, human babies are legally tortured and murdered in the womb in Germany and most other countries in the world through abortion.
In 2020, German Agriculture Minister Julia Klöckner initiated a bill banning...
Clown World: Biological Male Is Crowned Miss Nevada USA
Kataluna Enriquez, a biological male, has won the title of Miss Nevada USA for the first time in the pageant’s history.
Enriquez won the beauty pageant on Sunday at the South Point Hotel-Casino in Las Vegas, which means he will go on to represent Nevada as the first transgender person ever to compete in the Miss USA Pageant on November 29.
Breitbart.com reports: Enriquez beat 21 other contestants...
UK to introduce 'Meat Tax' and turn everyone Vegans, because Paying Stops Global Warming
Do you remember that awful pathetic law issued by that evil king Charles II taxing the chimneys in the UK? It is one of the most ridiculed taxes in the history of the world, yet now here we are back into the stone age with ridiculous taxes. They say that this tax is going to help with global warming. How the heck can ANY tax help with that? What exactly are they going to use the money to combat the...
Vaccination in the Third World Philippines: Get the Jab or Go to Jail + Forced Jab in the Ass
Angered by the country’s low vaccination rate, Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte has said he may jail people who refuse to get the shot against coronavirus.
Duterte vented his frustration over vaccine hesitancy during a cabinet meeting late on Monday night.
“If you don’t want to get vaccinated, leave the Philippines,” he said, as quoted by the PNA news agency. “Go to India if you want,...
Comedian Speaks Out After He Was Refused Gig For Being 'White, Straight Able-bodied Male'
A British comedian has spoken out after he was turned down for a gig based on his race, sexuality and gender.
Nick Dixon, who has toured the UK comedy circuit extensively and had success as a movie writer, says that a comedy club operator informed a fan of Dixon’s that he wouldn’t be booking the comedian because he was a “white straight able-bodied male”.
The club owner told the fan “I kind...
Anti-white woke barbarians have transformed Disney from the 'happiest place on Earth' into a totalitarian Hellscape
Newly leaked documents have revealed how Disney’s anti-racism program amounts to little more than anti-white discrimination. The company is going to find out the hard way that wokeness destroys everything that it touches.
In November 2019, Disney slapped a content warning on some of its classic animated movies. The warning read simply, “This program is presented as originally created. It may contain...
Elvish Woman Dressed in Orc Costume Attacks Taiwanese Women with hammer in New York City
The attacker zoomed in (right photo)
Two Asian women were assaulted with a hammer in New York City’s Times Square, a hub of tourism in pre-Covid times, but now apparently the latest dystopian scene in a wave of vicious and apparently unprovoked alleged hate crimes.
The incident occurred on Sunday evening, when a black woman allegedly told two Asian women walking on West 42nd Street to take off...