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Depressing Survey Results Show How Extremely Stupid America Has Become
If we continue to put garbage in, we are going to continue to get garbage out, and that is the cold, hard reality of the matter.
Ten years ago, a major Hollywood film entitled “Idiocracy” was released, and it was an excellent metaphor for what would happen to America over the course of the next decade.
In the movie, an “average American” wakes up 500 years in the future only to discover that...
Saudi Arabia's attempts to create Arab NATO make the West laugh
Saudi Arabia’s attempts to establish an anti-terrorist bloc similar to NATO can only make the international community laugh. Nobody in the world will take statements and actions of Saudi Arabia seriously, as this country has not fulfilled itself as a major player, Director of the Center for Strategic Situations, Ivan Konovalov told Pravda.Ru.
“Everything that they say in Riyadh, is being...
Ted Cruz Receives Kiss of Death Endorsement from Low Energy Jeb Bush
Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush endorsed Senator Ted Cruz on Wednesday. It’s clear that the establishment if doing everything it can to defeat popular New York businessman Donald Trump.
The Politico reported:
In a surprise announcement, Jeb Bush will endorse Ted Cruz on Wednesday as an antidote to the “divisiveness and vulgarity” of Donald Trump, providing a badly needed boost to the Texas...
Ted Cruz the Goblin goes full retard, blames Trump for Brussels attacks
Before making public appearances, Cruz always gets his make up mask on (Left photo). To the Right, you can see a real photo of Ted Cruz without his makeup.
It’s now official! We have finally managed to expose Ted Cruz! Ted Cruz is a vicious goblin disguised as a Cuban from Canada running for US president!
Up until recently, we’ve been really soft on Ted Cruz, we even had a small sympathy...
Earth Hour Canceled in Sweden as Nobody Wants to Turn Off Lights, Too Scared of Migrants
The Swedish city of Ostersund cancelled “Earth Hour” this year. Nobody wants to turn off their lights after a spate of sexual assaults.
The citizens of Ostersund, Sweden will skip Earth Hour this year. (Daily Mail)
Safety trumps Junk Science in Ostersund.
Girls, as young as ten, have been sexually attacked in 14 recent attacks.
CWFPAC reported:
Ostersund, Sweden, cancelled its annual “Earth...
MSNBC Attempt to Race Bait Trump Hilariously Backfires
An attempt by MSNBC to portray Donald Trump as a racist hilariously backfired after the network cut to video footage of a black voter endorsing the Republican front runner.
Host Tamron Hall set up the segment by asking Mother Jones bureau chief David Corn about former KKK member David Duke’s endorsement of Trump.
Corn recycles talking points about Trump being a racist by association before Hall...
Ted Cruz Eats His Own Booger During The FOX Republican Debate
Ted Cruz appeared to eat a booger during Thursday night’s Republican debate, just one of the crazy moments from a debate that featured more on-stage bickering and bizarre comebacks than policy debates.
The Texas Senator may have had the most unintentionally gross moment of the night, as he appeared to eat a booger that dangled from his nose and eventually fell from his lip and into his mouth. The...
Mitt Romney Endorses Trump for President In SHOCKING News!
SHOCK! Breaking News! After Mitt Phony, opps sorry, Romney, strongly lashed out at Trump, he now changed his mind and endorsed Donald Trump for US President 2016! Watch the video above and see for yourself! Prepare to get shocked!
Now that we managed to capture your attention with a sensational title and a sensational first line, here’s the truth. The above video is from 2012, back when Trump...
Jeb Bush Trolled After Tweeting Photo of Personal Firearm
Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush became the target of countless Internet jokes Tuesday after tweeting out a photo of a personal firearm.
The Republican presented the handgun, engraved with the words “Gov. Jeb Bush,” to his 470,000 Twitter followers using only one word: “America.”
Bush, who just five months ago admitted to owning zero firearms according to The Telegraph, was instantly bombarded...
‘They’re kicking me out the door’: Rotary Club Cuts Jeb Off During Speech
Jeb! just can’t seem to get any respect.
At a rally before the Nashua rotary club in New Hampshire Tuesday, the former Florida governor experienced yet another cringe-worthy moment when he was awkwardly cut off in the middle of a speech.
“They’re kicking me out the door,” Jeb said, confused on why he was being ushered off stage. “They’re kicking me out the door,” he repeated.
“I believe...
Tony Blair warns the UK not to exist the EU, or its the Apocalypse
Scotland would use a British exit of the European Union to break away from the United Kingdom, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has warned.
Speaking to French radio station Europe 1, Blair said he was “very worried” about the result of the upcoming referendum.
“There’s a little-mentioned aspect, which is that, in my opinion, if the UK votes to leave Europe, Scotland will vote to leave the...
Clinton pledges probe for extraterrestrial life
Finding intelligent alien life forms with a far more advanced civilization than that of ours has intrigued human minds for at least the past few decades. Astrobiologists from all over the world keep faith in detecting such a civilization in the near future, even though they are highly speculative about the possible types of complex alien life forms — if any — in other parts of our Galaxy....
Trump: I Know Words, I Have The Best Words, Obama Is Stupid
Donald Trump said on Wednesday, “I know words, I have the best words. I have the best, but there is no better word than stupid.”
Speaking at a campaign rally in Hilton Head Island, South Carolina, Trump claimed, “The world has blown up around Barack Obama.”
Trump then mocked the idea that the State Department claiming that they brought peace to Syria suggesting, “So instead of saying they...
Dutch driving instructors can trade lessons for sex, despite being a wealthy nation
Driving instructors in the Netherlands can legally trade driving lessons for sex despite being a wealthy nation where its citizens can easily afford to pay the driving lessons with money, government ministers have confirmed.
While prostitution is legal in the Netherlands, this controversial form of exchanging sex for services has recently been a hot topic for debate: Some novice drivers have been...
Trump makes funny speech to Republican Jewish Coalition
One of the most baffling aspects of Donald Trump’s lead in the Republican presidential primaries is his unflinching habit of insulting huge segments of the population. Add another group to that list, as the billionaire spent Thursday voicing Jewish stereotypes in front of the Republican Jewish Coalition.
Through one comment or another, Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump has alienated...