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Comedy Central Scoops Network News on Climate-Gate Scandal

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ABC didn’t cover it. CBS didn’t either. And NBC apparently wouldn’t go near it. The network news broadcasts have ignored a growing scandal over evidence of a potential climate cover-up — and now they’ve even been scooped by the fake news at Comedy Central. “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” produced its “reporting” on Climate-gate Tuesday night, when... 

Obama's Nice Guy Act Gets Him Nowhere on the World Stage

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US President Barack Obama is back in the US after an Asian trip that produced few results. When he entered office, US President Barack Obama promised to inject US foreign policy with a new tone of respect and diplomacy. His recent trip to Asia, however, showed that it’s not working. A shift to Bush-style bluntness may be coming. There were only a few hours left before Air Force One was scheduled... 

Obama bows before Japanese emperor

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Here’s another recent bow to the Japanese Emperor. This very low degree bow makes Obama look like he is a slave of the emperor or a servant. Notice that the emperor doesn’t bow back. Obama is the first “American president” to ever bow before someone and practically to embarrass the American nation.  Read More »

Fat, drunk, and stupid: 35% aged 17 to 24 are unqualified for US Armed service

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More than a third of American youth of military age are unfit for service, mainly because they are too fat or sickly, the Army Times reports, quoting the latest Pentagon figures. Most of the rest are too dumb or have used too many drugs to qualify, the study shows. The report says 35% of the 31 million Americans aged 17 to 24 are unqualified because of physical and medical issues. “The major... 

Ethiopian Baby Wins The American Cutest Baby Contest 2009

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The cutest baby in America is… take a wild guess now…. well he’s an Ethiopian immigrant of course! A legal one, but still an immigrant. Hmm two white parents as well. America is really trying so hard not to be racist, huh? I just can’t take it anymore… stupid white couple goes to Ethiopia and adopts a child, then it’s voted cutest baby in America out of 50,000 American... 

People born with Chimpanzee-like feet - Are they devolving?

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“I CAN’T wait for my feet to heal properly so I can wear my first pair of shoes.” This was the excited response of one of the Mthembu twins, Bongiwe, as she and her sister Bongekile left Inkosi Albert Luthuli Hospital yesterday after successful operations. The twins were born with deformed feet and hands. Bongiwe and Bongekile, from Jozini, were admitted to the Durban hospital last week to have... 

3,900 stimulus checks went to prison inmates

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The federal government sent about 3,900 economic stimulus payments of $250 each this spring to people who were in no position to use the money to help stimulate the economy: prison inmates. The checks were part of the massive economic recovery package approved by Congress and President Barack Obama in February. About 52 million Social Security recipients, railroad retirees and those receiving Supplemental... 

South Carolina man charged for raping horse

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Barbara Kenley of South Carolina with her horse Sugar, the animal Rodell Vereen had sex with. Vereen was sentenced to three years in jail for abusing the horse. A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal’s owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday. But this wasn’t the first... 

Michael Jackson wore a false nose, and it was missing as he lay in the morgue

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Michael Jackson has a false nose that was missing as he lay in the morgue, a witness has claimed. He said that there was simply a small hole where the singer’s nose should have been. The witness, who claimed to have seen Jackson’s body on an autopsy table, said: ‘The prosthesis he normally attached to his damaged nose was missing, revealing bits of cartilage surrounding a small dark... 

African watermelon seller wants to become mayor in Russian city of Volgograd

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Will Russians vote for a watermelon seller who is also an immigrant as their mayor? In answer... most Russians regard this a "joke" The campaign to elect the municipal government of Russia’s Volgograd region has turned into a scandal. The candidates use all possible methods, including the racial issue, to attract electors’ attention, the Nezavisimaya Gazeta reports. A black... 

Sprite commercial intended for Germany sparks outrage

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The New York Press reports that a New York City-based director was responsible for the now-infamous Sprite ad, and that the spot was produced without The Coca-Cola Company’s permission. The author of this controversial video ad is a German Jewish filmmaker Max Issacson, according to the NY Press. The NY Press spoke to John Jones IV, the male model pictured in the video: “The funny thing... 

Miss England 2009 is an Ugly Woman!

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What a sick situation! An immigrant now represents England. Has England become an African colony? Besides, she's not even that beautiful... Her ambition is to follow in her uncle’s speedy footsteps and win Olympic gold. For Rachel Christie, that dream is still at least three years away. In the meantime, however, the 20- year-old niece of Linford Christie has just won another title – becoming... 

Barack Obama’s grandfather was a Cannibal, ministers in Poland joke

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A political scandal is gathering pace in Poland. Officials of the Polish administration are accused of releasing racist statements against US President-elect Barack Obama. Poland’s large opposition party Right and Justice said that the remarks had been voiced by the Polish Foreign Affairs Minister Radoslaw Sikorski, the Dziennik newspaper wrote. “Why does Barack Obama have Polish roots? Because... 
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