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3-year-old Chinese girl Ya Wen is Addicted to Cigarettes & Beer After Van Smash

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Chinese 3-year-Old Ya Wen Is Addicted To Cigarettes & Beer After Van Smash. New York [RR] Beijing—the shocking Indonesia addicted Kid smoker is not alone these days. China has Ya Wen addicted kid smoker as a competitor. Reports say that she “puts yet another cigarette to her lips and takes a long, hard drag – at just three years old”. Chinese addicted Kid smoker’s Ya Wen, was reported... 

Robber caught counting money outside police station

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An 18-year-old man is accused of a robbing a woman at gunpoint Wednesday morning before counting the stolen money outside a Chicago police station on the West Side. Jermaine Howard, of the 4800 block of West Adams Street, was charged with armed robbery with a firearm, a felony, police said this morning. The man allegedly robbed the woman at the Kedzie Avenue CTA Pink Line station near 19th Street... 

New Bulgarian beer said to enlarge women’s breasts

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Inventors of a Bulgarian lager claim their beer has been brewed specifically to make women’s breasts grow bigger. Bohza beer was originally developed as a health drink to help new mothers who have trouble breast feeding, the Austrian Times reports. It was unclear how the beer, fermented with wheat flour and yeast, helped the women breast feed. Women, however, are now flocking to brewers Yavor-M... 

India Failing to Control Open Defecation Blunts Nation’s Growth

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Indian man manually cleaning sewers of you know what… and yet they have the capacity to build nuclear weapons and become software engineers and work in the West…? Until May 2007, Meera Devi rose before dawn each day and walked a half mile to a vegetable patch outside the village of Kachpura to find a secluded place. Dodging leering men and stick-wielding farmers and avoiding spots that... 

Sulphuric acid attacker who left man looking like 'zombie' facing jail

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Muslim scandal in UK! A Muslim man who carried out a horrific acid attack on another Muslim man of 25-year-old over his intimate relationship with a married woman was facing a life sentence today. Awais Akram was left severely disfigured after he was targeted in revenge for his liaison with businesswoman Sadia Khatoon, whom he met on Facebook. When her husband and family found out, they got Ms Khatoon,... 

Is Michael Jackson Alive?

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Dave looks just like Michael Jackson Is Michael Jackson alive? A WEBSITE which claims Michael Jackson is still alive and masquerading as a burns victim is clocking up an astonishing one million hits per day. Internet rumours on YouTube and Facebook also claim the King of Pop is appearing on TV talkshows as Dave Dave, 33, a man who suffered severe facial disfigurement after his father set him on fire. The... 

Black Man wearing Adolf Hitler T-shirt robs Oklahoma City convenience store

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Nazi black man robber A black man wearing a T-shirt with a picture of Adolf Hitler on the shirt is sought by Oklahoma City police in connection with the robbery of a convenience store. Surveillance video of the man taken just before the April 20 robbery at Prime Foods Store, 3914 N Pennsylvania Ave. was released by police. The robber wore khaki shorts and stood in line with a bottle of Gatorade. The... 

All Music Declared Un-Islamic, Somalia goes Tuneless

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Music Banned If, as my colleague Sarah Wildman reports, the Francophonic world is intent on curbing expressions of fundamentalist Islam belief, then the radical Muslim world is taking no prisoners with the West, either. Last week, the Somalian fundamentalist Islamic group Hizbul Islam announced that music of any kind is “un-Islamic,” warning of “serious consequences” for those... 

Korean man living in Japan Adopts 554 Children to Claim $1,000,000 Child Support

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A Korean man living in Japan has reportedly adopted 554 children in order to claim 86 million yen in annual child support payments. The man, said to be a Korean in his fifties, approached the benefits office at the city of Amagasaki in Hyogo prefecture, where he enquired about the possibility of claiming child support for his children. He introduced his Thai wife and explained that the couple, in... 

Obama Bows In Greeting Chinese Communist Leader Hu

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President Barack Obama greets Chinese President Hu Jintao during the official arrivals for the Nuclear Security Summit in Washington, Monday April 12. Here’s also a photo from Yahoo.com where humble Obama bows again to someone.  Read More »

Somali "Engineers" Build State-Of-The-Art Helicopter

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Somalian Air Force :) Three Somalis from Somaliland who, ever since they were young dreamed of building a helicopter have designed and built their own helicopter in their own backyard using scrap metals and an old engine from a van. The trio, Mohamed Abdi Barkadle, Saed Abdi Jide and Abdi Farah Lidan said the purpose of their helicopter was to be used to fight fire in the city and surrounding area.... 

Saudi Arabia preparing to Behead a Lebanese Sorcerer

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Lebanese Sorcerer A Lebanese man charged with sorcery and sentenced to death in Saudi Arabia is scheduled to be beheaded on Friday, the man’s lawyer said Wednesday. May El Khansa, the attorney for Ali Hussain Sibat, told CNN that she and Sibat’s family were informed about the upcoming execution. She said she heard from a source in Saudi Arabia with knowledge of the case and the proceedings... 

Australian Government Censors Encyclopedia Dramatica

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I’m Joseph Evers. Very few of you know or care about me. I’m the largest shareholder of ED, and I guess that makes me the “owner”. I’m generally pretty absent in the management of this website. I’d apologize for that but it doesn’t make a lot of money. What we do at Encyclopedia Dramatica is a labor of love, and we all put in what we can. Largely, the great team of volunteers really... 

British Woman Journeys From Porn to Parliament

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Change of direction: Lib Dem candidate Anna Arrowsmith Now what would a porn master do in politics? Why should it rule over your lives? What does she know about politics? What would she do in the parliament? Direct a group sex scene? This is yet another strong reason to vote for UKIP or BNP! Lib Dems, Cons and Labour are all the same in the UK!! So far, she has been a staunch advocate of all things... 

Don’t put burglars in jail unless they hurt someone, UK courts told

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Burglars should only be jailed if they cause property damage or hurt someone, courts have been told. (Posed by model) Burglars should not be jailed unless they cause damage or hurt someone when committing their crime, Government advisers said yesterday. The Sentencing Advisory Panel called for judges and magistrates not to hand down prison sentences to ordinary burglars who were responsible for ‘minimal... 
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