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Moscow circus presents monkeys as Jews

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Chuppah, wine and all that's needed Israeli living in Russia shocked to find ‘anti-Semitism’ in capital’s most popular circus as four monkeys enter ring for ‘Jewish Wedding’ skit. Embassy spokesman says heads of Jewish community in Russia found skit ‘bad taste at worst’. Monkeys’ trainer: Representatives of Jewish cultural center approved everything. Micky... 

Obama Humour

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Watch the interaction between Obama and Russian leaders. Watch the interaction between Obama and Saudi leaders. This is even after Obama bowed to the Saudi king, making him the first American president in history to degrade himself by bowing to a foreign king!  Read More »

Down the Mississippi: Barack Obama effect ends white rule in Deep South town

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Mississippi mayor: "Kiss my black ass!" "Be afraid, be very afraid!" A tiny Mississippi delta town has elected its first black mayor after the white incumbent, unopposed for 30 years, faced a young challenger inspired by President Barack Obama’s feat in winning the White House. In a shock result in Alligator (population 220), Tommie “Tomaso” Brown, 38, defeated Robert... 

Woman from Ghana marries her dog

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A Ghanaian woman has married her dog because it has qualities she had seen only in her late father. Emily Mabou, 29, of Aburi, married the 18-month-old dog in a ceremony attended by a traditional priest and local, curious villagers, reports the Daily Dose. Her younger brother David Mabou said her family boycotted the wedding which they felt was “a stupid step to combat her loneliness”. But... 

Paranoid Poles from Jasło want to take down "Nazi Tree"

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Residents of the southeastern Polish city of Jaslo are debating whether to destroy a 67-year-old oak tree that was given to the town by Adolf Hitler. The tree was given to the city in 1942 as a birthday gift from Hitler to the then-head of the town council, said 80-year-old Kazimierz Polak, who was an eyewitness to the planting. Local politicians have called for the tree to be removed. “The tree... 

PA Woman Didn’t Mean to Use Her Baby to Beat Her Boyfriend

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Chyrotia Graham, of Erie, PA, told police that she and her son’s father had been drinking and having a bad argument early Sunday morning when things suddenly turned violent. Graham, 27, said that she simply “snapped” and started grabbing whatever was nearby and throwing them at Deangelo Troop, 20, who is the father of her son. Without knowing what she was doing, Graham picked up her... 

"Racists Killed Michael Jackson" was shouted in Harlem neighborhood of New York City

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Harlem, especially the Apollo, is the media’s unofficial spot to get Black America’s reaction to Michael Jackson’s death. Matt Harvey dropped by last Friday and listened in on a conversation that was full of adoration and, yes, angry conjecture. Hundreds of people – mostly black New Yorkers – are gathered outside of the Apollo Theater. It’s Friday afternoon and... 

Cambodian torture victim "dreamed about eating human flesh"

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A survivor of the Khmer Rouge’s deadliest torture centre wept today as he told a court about life at the facility where 16,000 others were abused before being  executed. Vann Nath, 63, escaped death because he was an artist and took the job of painting and sculpting portraits of the Khmer Rouge’s late leader, Pol Pot. But his special status did not spare him misery. ‘The conditions... 

Michael Jackson died weighing 8st with only pills in his stomach, autopsy results reveal

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Dead Michael Jackson Michael Jackson was bald, barely eating and his stomach contained only partially-dissolved pills when he died, autopsy details reveal. His hips, thighs and shoulders were pock-marked with needle wounds, believed to be the legacy of narcotic painkillers being injected three times a day, a post-mortem examination showed. The once athletic star had dropped to a ‘severely emaciated’... 

"Made in China" Building Collapses Like a Stick

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A 13-storey residential building under construction in Shanghai collapsed on Saturday, killing one worker and highlighting the dangers of shoddy building in fast-urbanising China. The building, in the outskirts of the city, collapsed at around 6 a.m. (2200 GMT), with one construction worker killed, the official Xinhua news agency reported. The block of high-rise residential flats was shown toppled... 

Honduras torn between ousted leader, replacement

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Honduras is now torn between two presidents: one legally recognized by world bodies after he was deposed and forced from the country by his own soldiers, and another supported by the Central American nation’s congress, courts and military. Presidents from around Latin America were gathering in Nicaragua for meetings Monday to resolve the first military overthrow of a Central American government... 

Turkish anchor makes fun of Obama with Black face

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Turks showing they gratitude for Obama, with black painted face, as he promote the idea of an Islamic Turkey joining the EU. Translation below: “Welcome Mr Obama. You made us happy with your speech in in Ankara with your open attitude and and good will. However, we have some anxiety. Until now USA has always demanded and gotten what it wants [from Turkey] but now we have a request. “There... 

Zambian president left pee-ved off after monkey urinates on him

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Press leak: Zambian President Rupiah Banda is startled after the monkey urinates on him during a press conference, but sees the funny side A monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to journalists at a news conference in the capital Lusaka yesterday. Banda shouted: ‘You (monkey) have urinated on my jacket,’ and paused as he looked up to see the animal playing in a tree... 

Man Arrested for “muh dik” show in Memphis

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Augustus Hudgins, we need air to grow! Memphis is tops in many things. Great BBQ, Live Music, Crazy Political Leaders and Bums. Parks are full of them tainting the wooden benches with a stench of stale body odor and urine to the point that tourist, families and pets can’t enjoy many of our parks without fear of catching some sort of illness. This city is so full of panhandlers that almost every street... 
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