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Kosher Dog Fight
It was kosher chaos.
A riot erupted at a Brooklyn restaurant last week when Orthodox Jewish patrons discovered the “kosher” hot dogs on the menu were chicken franks that didn’t answer to a higher authority.
What ensued was as unholy as the hot dogs. The eatery’s frightened manager was punched in the face and fended off the angry mob with an electric carving knife until cops...
Rev. Jeremiah Wright says "Them Jews" are keeping him away from Obama
President Barack Obama’s controversial former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, blamed “them Jews” in an interview this week for keeping him from speaking to the president, but later apologized.
Wright, the former pastor of Chicago’s Trinity United Church of Christ, said he hasn’t spoken to Obama since he became president.
“Them Jews ain’t going to let...
Camera Man Urges His Friends To Rob/Beat Victim While He Records It
The video posted on YouTube is violent. It shows Alexander Fernandez, 21, getting robbed and thumped on the head with a baseball bat. You can hear the camera operator urge people on. “Take his money, take his money.”
The attacked happened March 31st in the parking lot of the Hang Out bar in Lutz. According to the Hillsborough Sheriff’s Office, Fernandez was punched inside the bar,...
Idiot Touches the Power Line of an Electric Train
Truth is, if you’re dumb enough to climb up on an electric train, your dumb enough to never come down alive! An idiot from India climbed on an electric train and decided to make a cool move by raising his hand up to touch the power line. The move was of course fatal and the man died instantly.
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Obama tells to America: 'We're out of money'
In a sobering holiday interview with C-SPAN, President Obama boldly told Americans: “We are out of money.”
C-SPAN host Steve Scully broke from a meek Washington press corps with probing questions for the new president.
SCULLY: You know the numbers, $1.7 trillion debt, a national deficit of $11 trillion. At what point do we run out of money?
OBAMA: Well, we are out of money now. We are operating...
100 Days In Office, Coronated Messiah
100 days later? Abject absurdity, right.
On his 100th day in office, President Obama will be “crowned” in messianic imagery at New York City’s Union Square.
Artist Michael D’Antuono’s painting “The Truth” – featuring Obama with his arms outstretched and wearing a crown of thorns upon his head – will be unveiled on April 29 at the Square’s South Plaza.
According...
South African President, Jacob Zuma’s New Song: “My Machine Gun"
Jacob Zuma leads thousands in singing his campaign song. BRING ME MY MACHINE GUN!
Lyrics:
Umshini wami mshini wami (lead)
khawuleth’umshini wami (Follower)
Umshini wami mshini wami,
khawuleth’umshini wami
Umshini wami mshini wami,
khawuleth’umshini wami
khawuleth’umshini wami
Wen’uyang’ibambezela(Lead)
umshini wami, khawuleth’umshini wami(Follower)
Translation.
My machine my machine...
Chinese Immigrants Found Living Under Sidewalk
Chinese Immigrants Found Living Under Sidewalk
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1,000 'witches' arrested and drugged by 'witch doctors' in Gambia
Gambia’s President Yahya Jammeh
Up to 1,000 Gambian villagers were abducted by “witch doctors” and forced to drink hallucinogens, an international rights group said on Wednesday.
Amnesty International called on the government of President Yahya Jammeh, who seized power in a 1994 coup and has claimed he can cure Aids, to halt the campaign and bring those responsible to justice.
Police...
Africa: Genitals removed from men while alive, for Black Magic
Young men are attacked and their genitals cut off while they are still alive; children’s throats are slit and their organs removed; and border-crossers are caught with bags containing human heads and sexual organs.
These stories and more are contained in a horror report on the trafficking of human body parts in Mozambique and South Africa, which has unveiled a scary reality: body parts are frequently...
Uncle Teaching 2 & 5-Year-Old Nephews to Smoke Pot
You thought the 2 Year Old Chinese Kid Smoking was a amazing? Wait until you see this!
A 17-year-old faces a felony charge of injury to a child after police found a videotape that appears to show him and another man teaching his 2- and 5-year-old nephews to smoke marijuana, police said.
The video shows two children being taught to smoke marijuana and the men encouraging them to “get high,”...
America the Illiterate
We live in two Americas. One America, now the minority, functions in a print-based, literate world. It can cope with complexity and has the intellectual tools to separate illusion from truth. The other America, which constitutes the majority, exists in a non-reality-based belief system. This America, dependent on skillfully manipulated images for information, has severed itself from the literate,...
Southwest’s Bar Refaeli ‘porno plane’ irks some passengers
Southwest’s decision to paint one of its planes with a photo of a beautiful swimsuit Jewish model whose name is Bar Refaeli is turning off at least some of its customers. The Fort Worth Star-Telegram wrote about the story Friday, saying “some passengers complain that they’re being forced to board an aircraft plastered with soft porn.” But the story, like the swimsuit model...
Chris Brown Arrested For Beating Up Rihanna
He never made it to the Grammy Awards stage, but Chris Brown’s performance Sunday could become an example of how to wreck one’s career in record time.
With the awards ceremony under way, Brown was booked by Los Angeles police for purportedly “making criminal threats.” He was soon released. But Brown’s under investigation for the more serious charge of felony domestic violence,...
MICHAEL JACKSON is suffering from an acute MRSA-type skin infection which threatens to EAT his flesh
Ex-black gay pedophile MICHAEL JACKSON is suffering from an acute MRSA-type skin infection which threatens to EAT his flesh.
The singer has been receiving antibiotics via a drip in a bid to beat the superbug, which sources say has spread throughout his body.
Jacko, 50, revealed painfully-inflamed skin on his face and hands as he visited a Beverly Hills clinic where he is being treated.
The stricken...