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Today in Clown World: Band-Aids Now Racist

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Ever use a band-aid to heal a nick, scratch or cut? Well if you didn’t consider the color of the bandage, you might want to check your privilege. The leftist head of a social justice organization obsessed with race is calling on everyone to be mindful of race after he says he was choked up when he tried a brown-colored bandage for the first time. Over the past few days Dominique Apollon, vice president... 

Muslim leader wants Spanish King to apologise for defeating Islam in 1492

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King Felipe II of Spain. A few days ago, the new president of Mexico, Andres Manuel Lopez Abrader, demanded that King Felipe VI ask for forgiveness for the conquest by Spain, and now a mosque in Seville is doing the same but for the Reconquista (the Reconquest, when the Muslim rulers were driven out of Andalusia-Spain). The Ishbilia mosque has published a post on Facebook under the name of the Islamic... 

Trump sues Facebook over Racism

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The Trump regime is finally suing social media giant Facebook for being racist! Yaaaay finally! Something is being done, told you so but you people didn’t wanna listen, we told you numerous times Trump was just playing 4D intergalactic ULTRA HD CHESS! You see?? He was just playing chess all along, he was light-years ahead of us simpletons, after all his IQ is 160!!!!!!!! He waited until the... 

Over 200 Vegans storm factory farm, demand Workers give explanations to Animals & become Vegan

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Around 200 activists from all over the country have stormed a pig farm as part of a protest against the factory farming industry in the UK. Activist group Meat The Victims UK arrived at Sandilands Pigs near Laughterton, Lincoln, in their droves at around 11am and have been at the farm all day. The group say that they want to ‘expose the reality of factory farming’ to the public and 100... 

British UFC Fighter Totally Blown Away by Russian Saleswoman's Knockout

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Gif footage showing an unambiguous gesture of a female shop assistant has garnered thousands of views and comments during the first 24 hours after it popped up on Reddit, and its viral status shows no sign of abating. British UFC fighter Darren Till has expressed his admiration for a Russian saleswoman who knocked down a violent customer. “Play with feathers get ye arse tickled”, Till captioned... 

UPS Suspends Parcel Deliveries in Swedish No-Go Zone After Attacks on Drivers

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Courier company UPS stopped delivering packages im the multicultural district of Rosengård in Malmö. United Parcel Service Inc. started as a courier company in the United States in 1907 and has grown into a multi-billion dollar company. Every day, UPS handles goods, money and information in more than 200 countries and regions worldwide. One area that currently does not receive packages is the multicultural... 

Top Russian Policewoman Fired for Arranging Erotic Dance on Men's Day

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Law enforcement chiefs said that an internal check in almost no time found out who had hired the striptease dancer to entertain the men, adding that four other people had been reprimanded over the affair. A top policewoman, who worked until now as a senior investigator in Ulan-Ude’s police office, in the Russian Republic of Buryatia, has been sacked for arranging an “erotic” dance as a gift... 

Somalian "Engineers" Astonish World Again with State-Of-The-Art Tank

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9 years ago, Somalia shocked the world with a state-of-the-art helicopter! Best in the world… ever! Now again in 2019 we’re shocked by a new powerful tank. Somalia has launched its first “military style vehicle”—built out of scrap by a local mechanic in Mogadishu and “inspired by the war on terror,” has made its appearance, according to a report in the Africanews service. The... 

Italian 'renowned British surgeon' conman who was actually a Valet boy arrested in Romania

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This must be the story of the year by far! Most of the media didn’t include everything in one single article but after a little digging we managed to compile everything in place for you guys. An Italian man from Venice named Matteo Politi was arrested in Romania after finally being caught and exposed as a CON artist who posed as a “renowned British surgeon” when in fact back home... 

Democrats want to "eliminate all planes, cars, cows & military"

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US President Donald Trump has mocked the so-called Green New Deal initiative spearheaded by freshman Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY-14), seeking to ‘revolutionize’ the US economy by any means necessary. “I think it is very important for the Democrats to press forward with their Green New Deal. It would be great for the so-called ‘Carbon Footprint’ to permanently eliminate all... 

580+ abandoned Disney-like castles abandoned in Turkish mountains

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Hundreds of chateaux, seemingly plucked out of a Disney fairy tale, can be seen in aerial footage shot by the Ruptly video agency. Intended as a luxury housing complex for wealthy Arabs in western Turkey, it now sits empty. A dystopian town sits just three kilometers from the historic town of Mudurnu in Turkey’s northwestern Bolo province. The peculiar design of identical miniature castles was tailored... 

Amazon Facial Detection Software Identifies Dark-Skinned Females as Males

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Amazon’s much-vaunted facial recognition software—currently the subject of a concerted effort to halt its production—regularly identifies dark-skinned females as males, it has emerged. The facial-detection technology—which Amazon is marketing to law enforcement bodies—“often misidentifies women, particularly those with darker skin, according to researchers from MIT and the University of... 

Progressive Sweden: Professor calls for forcing Dog and Cat Pets to become Vegans

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Hyper-progressive Sweden is a bastion of environmentalism and veganism, but a Swedish professor is now drawing ridicule for suggesting that pet owners should feed their dogs a vegetarian diet, all in the name of saving the planet. Reducing CO2 emissions and recycling packaging have long been understood as important steps towards curbing climate change. However, the environmental lobby has recently... 

French People Are Now Castrating Themselves to ‘Save the World’

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French people are now castrating themselves, becoming obedient eunuchs to save the planet. They do this all while their country is invaded by millions of migrants who generally have dozens of children, especially the Muslims and the gypsies. What is this if not mental illness? These invaders breed like rabbits and our people are chopping off their weiners so they won’t make even one child, even... 

WAKANDA IS REAL: Rare Isolated tribe in Ethiopia caught on Camera

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If it weren’t for those pesky white devils… blacks would have isolated themselves and built Wakanda! Well shock! There is an isolated tribe in Ethiopia and guess what, Wakanda is real, they are living just like in Wakanda. The Daily Mail reported: These striking portraits of a rarely-photographed Ethiopian tribe give a rare glimpse into the ancient body modification traditions. The Omi... 
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