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Over 4000 crazy Egyptians demand drinking skeleton juice from Egyptian sarcophagus
The much-feared black sarcophagus recently opened in Egypt may not have released any curses (that we noticed, at least) – but it certainly seems to have awakened strange desires in some people.
It would seem the story of the mysterious black sarcophagus has had its happy ending: all of the historic discovery with none of the bad mojo. But no, the weirdness is not over just yet. Now, over 5,300 people...
Lesbians clash with Transgenders at London Gay Pride Parade
Lesbian feminist crackpots provided great entertainment this past weekend when they dominated the annual London homo march by protesting against “transgender” crazies—who, the lesbians said, are just men pretending to be women seeking to force lesbians into heterosexual relationships and continue the “rape culture.”
The annual march—which goes under the official name of “London Pride”...
Brazil exit means only Europeans left standing at World Cup
A summary of Neymar’s performance at FIFA 2018!
Belgium’s World Cup quarter-final win against Brazil means that the six teams left standing in Russia are all European.
Belgium’s thrilling 2-1 win against Brazil in Kazan booked the Red Devils a semi-final spot against France in St. Petersburg on Tuesday.
Saturday sees four fellow European nations bid to join them in the last four, as England...
Trudeau’s Overly Liberal Direction Turning Authoritarian
Looks like an already highly liberal Canada has taken the very notion of tolerance to a whole new level. But could the “progressive” policies of the self-proclaimed feminist Prime Minister Justin Trudeau eventually backfire?
Ottawa has recently shaken things up as both chambers of the Canadian parliament passed a bill legalizing the recreational use of marijuana as well as its cultivation, including...
Violent fights break out at San Francisco tolerant LGBT Diversity pride parade
So if these liberals are so peaceful, tolerant, diverse and gay, then how come they fight among each other like that? Shouldn’t they be the perfect example that we should all follow? Aren’t we the defective ones and they the perfect people that we should all try to emulate?
And not only that but look whites fighting with blacks… If their DIEversity is so perfect why are they fighting...
Flat Earthers now have a chance to make their case: Tickets to space going on sale in 2019
The following article has NOTHING to do with Flat Earth theory but we want to make it about it because this Flat Earth dumb theory is starting to get a lot of steam lately. Wherever you go nowadays, on Youtube, on Facebook, everywhere you are starting to see more and more “100% proof, the Earth is flat” posts and videos. While only a few years ago there were only a couple of such posts...
Zimbabwe Finance Minister Inaugurates Trash Bin Opening with Ribbon-cutting Ceremony
Zimbabwe—already world-famous for having destroyed the prosperous economy and infrastructure inherited from its former white rulers—this week collapsed beyond parody when its finance minister was photographed in a ribbon-cutting opening ceremony for a trash bin.
As reported—in all seriousness—by the Zimbabwe News (ZWNews) newspaper, Finance Minister Patrick Chinamasa “officially opened”...
US Liberals Are Clinically Insane and Care Nothing for the American People
Even before Donald Trump won the White House, there were strong indications that something was not quite right with the Liberal mindset. Today, all doubt on the matter has been cleared away.
The mass hysteria that swept across Liberal America, like one giant tear tsunami, following Hillary Clinton’s ‘surprise’ loss in the 2016 presidential election has reached a new level of madness and can...
Saudi Fashion Show Uses Drones to Show Clothes Because Female Models Aren’t Allowed
A video that has gone viral on Twitter shows a fashion show in Saudi Arabia relying on drones to fly outfits because female models aren’t allowed.
The video has received almost 2.7 million views since being posted yesterday.
The clip shows dresses affixed to coat hangers being whizzed across the room by a small drone.
“I’m dying at this fashion show in Saudi they weren’t allowed female models,”...
Indian govt employee declares himself reincarnation of Vishnu, skips work to go to 5th dimension
A senior engineer at an Indian government agency has been a no-show at work for eight months as he was busy performing his duties as a deity, namely the 10th reincarnation of Vishnu, the man explained in a letter to his employer.
Some office workers are ready to go to great lengths to find a legitimate reason to be absent from work, however, one government employee in India took it out of this world.
Rameshchandra...
Brazil's First Lady Ridiculed For Jumping Into Water to Rescue Dog
One of the two dogs that live with the Temer family was innocently chasing ducklings in a lake by the presidential palace, but all of a sudden began to submerge into the water on its way back to shore. This is when the former beauty queen made a split-second decision and was certainly right.
Marcela Temer, wife of Brazilian President Michel Temer, jumped with her clothes on into the water to rescue...
89-yo German woman convicted 2 years in jail for denying the Holocaust, Disappears
Germany is mad, its like a mad dog with rabies, now going after 89-year old women named Ursula Haverbeck, sending them to jail for what is basically a thought crime.
Its like…
PC German Regime: “Hey let me tell you a story, once upon a time, Germany was evil nazi monster from the pits of hell, so evil not even Lucifer wanted Hitler in hell, it was the evil of all evils, in fact Hitler...
Swedish Comic Book Hero Fights Polish Nationalists with Gay Pride Flag
The Swedish language version of the classic comic book hero ‘The Phantom’ has been mocked by a Polish broadcaster after an issue was released of the superhero beating up “Polish nationalists” with a gay pride flag.
The story occurs in the latest issue of Sweden’s Fantomen magazine which sees the Phantom, a popular superhero in Sweden who was created by United States comic book artists in...
Art Mistaken for Trash: Hong Kong Cleaners Throw Away Exhibit
In yet another example of the hoax that is “modern art,” cleaners at the Marco Polo Hongkong Hotel, where the “Harbour Art fair 2018” is being held, threw away one of the exhibits because they genuinely though it was trash.
The exhibit, titled “Unhappy Meal” (a play on the McDonald’s “Happy Meal” menu) was a cardboard box with a “unhappy” emoji face, all in McDonald’s colors.
According...
Muslim woman complains that there are too many Finns in Finland
Finland has a problem on its hands: it’s infested with Finns.
No one knows how it happened. They just showed up one day and never left.
Finnish men, Finnish women, even Finnish children. Millions of them, speaking in that weird language of theirs.
What kind of sorcery is this?
Just because a place is called “Finland,” doesn’t mean it should be packed with literal Finns ffs. Where are the...