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"Tanned man" rapes 14yo British girl in front of Burnley shopping center in broad daylight

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An Arab has raped a 14yo teenage white British girl in front of Charter Walk Shopping Centre from Burnley, UK. The girl was raped at about 9:00 in the morning by a man whom the media described as “in his 30s or 40s, with short dark curly hair, a tanned complexion and a short beard”. Tanned complexion? If it walks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it must be a... 

Muslims Outraged over new Danish law requiring Handshake in order to receive Citizenship

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Danish lawmakers have approved a government-backed proposal to make citizenship applicants shake hands with the official conducting the naturalization ceremony. The bill has been criticized for discriminating against Muslims. The new citizenship bill has been the subject of a heated debate since last summer. It requires those applying for Danish citizenship to commit to the country’s values and... 

Mainstream media demands Youtube ban "White Supremacist PewDiePie"

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New York Magazine is very frustrated that popular Alt-Right Youtuber PewDiePie appears to be too popular for YouTube to outright ban him — but that hasn’t stopped them from demanding they ban him anyways. The move comes on the heels of Vox Media and many others demanding he be banned because they don’t like his sense of humor. From New York Magazine, “Why YouTube’s Biggest Star Can’t Be... 

Italian MPs secretly filmed having sex in govt bathroom

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Two Italian MPs have been busted for mixing passion with politics after being secretly recorded having sex in a bathroom at the Chamber of Deputies in Rome, according to Italian media outlets. The naughtiness, which was captured with a smartphone, involved MPs from the Five Star Movement (M5S) and Lega Nord, suggesting that the coalition partners aren’t only close in the professional sense. The... 

Top YouTuber PewDiePie Goes Full Nazi, Promotes Anti-Semitic Channel

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Felix “PewDiePie” Kjellberg, who is currently trying to retain his place as the top subscribed YouTuber in the world, has found himself in another scandal due to the channels that he chooses to support. At this point it is obvious Goolag will ban PewDiePie from both their Adsense and his Youtube channel altogether even if it will cause a lot of anger among Youtubers and the people in general so... 

Cuckold Sweden: Men Self-Sterilizing so Migrants can Take their Women Instead

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The number of men choosing to sterilize themselves is on the rise in Sweden with rates more than doubling in the capital city of Stockholm. All of this while hundreds of thousands of Muslims and Africans continue to invade Sweden…. and girls as little as 11 end up raped and laughed in their face by the migrant rapists who walked free! This is by the dictionary definition: CUCKOLDRY! Sweden... 

EU Head Juncker Appears Incapable of Dressing Himself

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President of EU Commission drunk again? Just look at this old fart, he barely walks, dresses like a moron yet and he’s our “leader” who wants EU armies, endless immigration and other nasty stuff. Look at your leaders people! If this is a “leader” then what the hell was VLAD THE IMPALER or LEONIDAS? A new video shows EU Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker, who has... 

Migrant caravan members sue Trump for violating their ‘constitutional rights’

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The plaintiffs, including six children, are alleging that President Trump’s plans to block the 4,000-odd Central American migrants currently streaming northward toward the US-Mexico border are “shockingly unconstitutional.” They are also suing the Department of Justice and Department of Homeland Security. The lawsuit points out that it is common knowledge that Honduras, Guatemala and El Salvador... 

NPC News fires Megyn Kelly for being Racist

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Hahaha! Well she got what she deserved, hadn’t she learn anything from Trump? NEVER CUCK, NEVER APOLOGIZE! Its the perfect recipe for success. Someone calls you a racist? Say yeah I am a racist space alien demon nazi monster span from the pits of Mars’s hell, so what? Kiss my racist ass! :) she would have still gotten fired of course but at least she would have left with dignity. But... 

‘Meme-killing’ EU regulation could end YouTube as we know it, CEO warns

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This is beyond USSR levels. Why would those rich old freaks care about what peasants do online? They have their millions of Euros, mansions, pools, luxury cars and all but you the peasant can’t even have a freaking laugh on the internet according to these SOBs. Why do they even care what we plebeian peasants do? Why can’t they just enjoy all the stuff they stole and received in bribes... 

TOP 20 NON-Political Correct Comedies of all Times

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Comedy is going to toilet these days, pure thrash! 100% BORING but in case you’re looking for a good laugh and you don’t know what film to watch across this huge sea of pure garbage boring comedies where you barely smile, let alone laugh out loud….. Well you should have a good laugh watching these movies but if you prefer politically correct movies titles like 21 Jump Street (2012),... 

Macron becomes world laughingstock after getting Middle Finger in Selfie on Caribbean island

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French public is angry with Emmanuel Macron after the cheerful President posed for photos with young men at Saint Martin, one of whom showed the middle finger to the cameras. The controversial pictures were made during Macron’s visit to the Caribbean island, devastated after hurricane Irma last year. The French leader was followed by a host of photographers as he walked for five hours, despite sporadic... 

The Left is Now Claiming That Comedy No Longer Needs to be Funny

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Leftists are now asserting that comedy no longer needs to be funny so long as it tells a story or has “emotional impact”. In an article for New York Magazine, Jesse David Fox writes, “Like Post-Rock, Post-Comedy uses the elements of comedy (be it stand-up, sitcom, or film) but without the goal of creating the traditional comedic result — laughter — instead focusing on tone, emotional impact,... 

Nigeria: “Traditional Leader Revokes Voodoo Curses” to Protect African Invaders in Europe

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Oba Ewuare II, the traditional ruler of the Kingdom of Benin in Edo State in southern Nigeria, has ordered the revoking of all “curses placed on victims of human trafficking and to curse human traffickers instead” in order to “protect vulnerable migrants” seeking to invade Europe. News of the “curse lifting” was carried in the International Organization for Migration’s (IOM) report of... 

Migrant Saved by Swedish Refugee Activist Turns Out to be A Wife Beating Child Abuser

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Remember that Swedish refugee activist who stopped an Afghani migrant being deported by preventing a plane from taking off? Remember how the media & the left celebrated her as a progressive hero? The man she saved from being deported was a wife beater and a child abuser. Bravo, idiots. Bravo.  Read More »
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