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iPhone 5 to recover US economy
The sales of iPhone 5 in the fall could be a tangible help to the economy of the United States of America. Retail sales of the device have long surpassed all bold predictions and made a positive impact on the overall profit of the retail segment of the market. According to experts, the American economy will get additional $3.2 billion in the fourth quarter of 2012.
Analysts give very bold predictions...
Newly Constructed Bridge Collapses in China Killing 3
Devastation: The shattered remains of the truck, and another behind it, show the force of the impact when they hit the ground
China’s economy is continuing to grow at breakneck speed but – as these pictures show – the giant nation’s infrastructure is quite literally buckling under the strain.
At least three people were killed and five injured when this motorway bridge in Heilongjiang...
Romney spokesperson gives offensive response to reporters in Poland
Mitt Romney has spent nearly a week shaking hands abroad while conducting a foreign policy trip that has managed to somehow spark some of the most uncomfortable roadblocks of his campaign. In Warsaw, Poland on Tuesday, things didn’t get better.
Right on the heels of having remarks made in London and Jerusalem eaten up and chewed out by the press, an appearance on Tuesday added another line to the...
Half of India Without Electricity in Record Blackout
Passengers sit on a platform for their train to arrive as they wait for electricity to be restored at a railway station in New Delhi July 31, 2012
More than ten percent of the world’s population has found itself without electricity, after three of India’s power grids failed. Blackouts have now plagued India for two consecutive days, leaving half the country without power.
The string of power shortages...
Austerity At The London Olympics: Gold Medals Contain Only 1.34% Gold
As every Olympic athlete knows, size matters. The London 2012 medals are the largest ever in terms of both weight and diameter – almost double the medals from Beijing. However, just as equally well-known is that quality beats quantity and that is where the current global austerity, coin-clipping, devaluation-fest begins. The 2012 gold is 92.5 percent silver, 6.16 copper and… 1.34 percent gold,...
Funny Google Street View Images to feature in London Art Exhibition
Botched escape: A dog stuck in a fence in Tamaulipas, Mexico
Scantily-clad prostitutes touting for trade in Amsterdam are among the unusual scenes to feature in a new art exhibition.
They were captured going about their daily business by one of Google’s international army of Street View cars.
Artist Jon Rafman, from Montreal, Canada, spent hours at a time on the website searching for oddball...
Smoking orang-utan to be forced to quit
Keepers at a Zoo in Indonesia are planning to help an orang-utan named Tori give up smoking.
The animal started ten years ago after visitors to the Zoo on the island of Java began throwing him cigarettes, reports the Jakarta Globe newspaper.
“It is very common in Indonesian zoos for people to throw cigarettes or food into animals’ cages even though there are signs to not feed or give cigarettes,”...
Dutch ad about UEFA Euro 2012 infuriates Ukraine
Video still from the Keep Him Home advert
A Dutch TV ad making use of erotic images of supposedly Ukrainian women has triggered a diplomatic row between Amsterdam and Kiev. While Ukraine’s Foreign Ministry rages with indignation, Dutch diplomats act as though nothing has happened.
The advert titled Keep Him Home is based on the assumption Ukrainian women are sexy and promiscuous, therefore Dutch...
Romney is already Selling Seats for Inauguration Event for $50k
Election Day is still nine months away, but Mitt Romney wants his supporters to know that all of their hard work and thousands of dollars worth of donations won’t be forgotten. Romney is prepping for a victory party and you’re invited!
All it will take is some serious wishful thinking and around $50,000.
One of GOP presidential hopeful Mitt Romney’s biggest supporters began circulating an email...
Borat's parody anthem greets Kazakh athletes in Kuwait
Borat (played by Sacha Baron Cohen)
Kazakhstan’s shooting team was reportedly taken by surprise at a championship in Kuwait recently. Instead of their national anthem, they heard a parody version from Sacha Baron Cohen’s controversial film Borat.
Judging from the YouTube video of the gaffe, the team’s reaction to hearing the English lyrics about “Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in...
Belarus lashes out at EU because of new Sanctions
President Alexander Lukashenko of Belarus
The Belarusian president made this shocking statement in response to German Foreign Minister Guido Westerwelle’s report that Berlin is recalling its ambassador from Minsk.
Lukashenko lashed out at the European Union in general and at Westerwelle in particular after the EU imposed new sanctions against a number of Belarusian government officials. “It is...
DeVito for Russian President?
American actor Danny DeVito
As Russia prepares to go to the polls in a presidential election, Hollywood star Danny DeVito has called on Russians to vote for him in March.
Following in the footsteps of Russian celebs, whose pre-election “addresses” have recently caused massive hype on the internet, DeVito decided to throw his hat in the ring too.
In fact, the Get Shorty star was perhaps not hoping...
Iran's Majlis mulls banning Samsung products over insulting teaser
A senior lawmaker says Iran’s Majlis is considering a plan to cut off the country’s economic transactions with South Korea’s Samsung in reaction to the company’s anti-Iran teaser.
Head of Majlis Energy Committee Arsalan Fat’hipour said the double-urgency plan, aimed at imposing a complete ban on buying all Samsung products, would make the company regret making the insulting...
McDonalds Employee Films Mouse in Bag of Buns
A Mouse can be seen going buck wild in a bread bag at McDonalds. Despite this unsanitary event, according to the former McDonald’s employee Karruim Demaio, bosses at the West Oak Lane branch in Philadelphia ordered workers to brush off the droppings and serve the buns to unsuspecting customers.
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TSA lets rapper keep his weed
When he’s not recording tunes like “Personal OG” and “National Anthem (Fu*k the World),” rapper Freddie Gibbs likes to travel. He also likes to smoke weed. A real lot.
Somehow for Gibbs, real name Fredrick Tipton, he didn’t think there would be much of a problem with combining those two passions lately, even if it involved the US government’s notoriously tough Transportation Security...