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Obama Suffers Major Stutter Breakdown While Trying to Slam Trump

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President Obama had an awkward moment on stage in Indiana yesterday when he tried to slam Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. The lame duck president went to Indiana today to hold a rally and trash-talk Donald Trump. Unfortunately, it didn’t go as planned. He turned into a stuttering mess. During off the cuff remarks denigrating Trump Wednesday, the teleprompter-in-chief appeared to... 

Bernie Supporters Threaten Violence Over U.S. Flag Stomp Prank

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Bernie Sanders supporters in Anaheim attempted to organize a group of protesters to stomp on the U.S. flag while waving the Communist flag, before realizing they were being pranked and threatening to assault YouTuber Joey Salads. “Let’s see if they love America or not,” states Salads before he asks a Bernie supporter holding a “f**k Donald Trump” sign to stomp on old glory. The Bernie supporter... 

Hillary Drops Woman Card After Extensive Internal Polling

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Another principled (poll-tested) decision by the Hillary for President campaign. After much discussion, and a very nasty internet ad by Donald J. Trump, the Hillary Campaign decided to drop the campaign’s gender talk. The Daily Caller reported: Hillary Clinton stopped referring to herself as the potential “youngest woman president” during campaign stump speeches after polling showed that it... 

Top Vietnamese Officials Skip Obama Greeting at Airport

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US President Obama in Hanoi Sunday night receives bouquet of flowers. Barack Obama arrived in Communist Vietnam on Sunday night. The country’s top officials skipped the welcoming ceremony. Poor Barack. Nobody respects him, not even the Communist Vietnamese. As a consolation prize they did give him a pretty bouquet. The Communists Cubans snubbed Obama in Havana in March, too. Here’s a list of the... 

Senator Boxer Claims Bernie Supporters Made Her Fear for Her Life “It Was Scary”

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Senator Barbara Boxer was booed off stage as all hell broke loose at the Nevada Democratic Convention last weekend. She also claims that Bernie Sanders supporters were so unhinged that she feared for her life. CNN reports: Earlier Wednesday, California’s other Democratic senator, Barbara Boxer, said Sanders supporters should attempt “to change the primary process, but not to go out there and... 

Vicente Fox Apologizes to Trump! His Response? "Ready Your Money, You WILL PAY for the Wall"

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Former Mexican President Vicente Fox has apologized to Donald Trump, who he scolded earlier this year for proposing the construction of a wall between Mexico and the US, while comparing the now-presumed GOP presidential nominee to Hitler. “I apologize. Forgiveness is one of the greatest qualities that human beings have, is the quality of a compassionate leader. You have to be humble. You have to... 

John Kasich Finally Drops Out As No One Wants to Give Him Free Food Anymore

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Ohio Governor John Kasich dropped out of the presidential race today while in Columbus Ohio, finally ending the American National Free Food Festival 2016! He’s been on the tour for quite a while, but now that no one wants to give him free food anymore, he’s finally quitting. Initially K-Sick said that his campaign’s strategy “has been and continues to be one that involves winning... 

Donald Trump wins Indiana with 17 Points Landslide, Ted Cruz drops out

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Texas Senator Ted Cruz drops out of the race entirely after losing Indiana in YUGE landslide to billionaire businessman Donald Trump. With 98 percent of precincts reporting, Trump was declared the winner with 53.3 percent, compared to Cruz with 36.6 percent and Kasich with 7.6 percent. It is worth noting that even though there were 3 candidates in the Republican race, Trump got 53.3%, more than Sanders... 

Carly Fiorina Falls of Stage, Cruz Ignores Her, Boehner was Right, Cruz is Lucifer

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GOP vice presidential pick Carly Fiorina fell off stage at a Ted Cruz rally in Indiana, in a mishap emblematic of the campaign’s struggle in the state. At another rally in La Porte Sunday, Cruz also had to grapple with a young heckler who screamed, “You suck!” saying that he would beat the kid if he were his kid. Trump said during the Carmel, Indiana speech that even he would help Carly out... 

Local Media Mocks Ted Cruz Over Pathetic Turnout in Indiana

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Will the last one to leave the room please turn out the lights? WANE news from Ft. Wayne, Indiana mocked Senator Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina for their lackluster event on Thursday. Many people arriving at the Grand Wayne Convention Center for Thursday’s Ted Cruz Rally expected to see a lot of commotion when they got there. For someone just passing by, they might not have even known a presidential... 

Teleprompter Ted Cruz Holds "Major Rally" in Philadelphia, Under 100 People Show Up

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Presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz had a full apoplectic meltdown today. During a radio appearance an unhinged Senator Cruz began lashing out and screaming at Sean Hannity. During the interview with Hannity, Cruz bragged about being endorsed by horrible neocons such as Jeb Bush and Lindsey Graham among others. The internet lit up as people discussed the on-air meltdown wondering what could have... 

Cruz Makes A Fool of Himself As Everyone at NYC GOP Gala Ignores Him

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Well, this is a little unfortunate: New York City Republicans attending a $1,000 plate dinner gala Thursday night didn’t seem to give a sh*t about what candidate Ted Cruz had to say, completely ignoring him and chatting among themselves as he gave his speech. Cruz was the third of the Republican presidential candidates to speak, following Donald Trump and John Kasich. The crowd was reportedly rapt... 

Zealot Glenn Beck says Ted Cruz carries the Burden of Moses

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Glenn Beck the Mormon zealot endorsed Senator Ted Cruz before the Iowa Caucuses and has been campaigning for the former Canadian for several weeks. Self-declared brain-diseased radio host Glenn Beck who previously threatened to “stab Trump repeatedly” told his psycho audience last month that Ted Cruz was “anointed for this time.” Beck also brought a fasting child on stage in Utah... 

Justin Bieber defends himself after being labelled a racist for getting dreadlocks

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Justin Bieber has defended his new hairstyle following a public outcry. The Sorry singer ditched his trademark boyband hairstyle over the weekend for dreadlocks and he immediately faced backlash from fans who were unhappy with his bizarre new look. The 22-year-old is being called out for cultural appropriation over the hairstyle, with numerous critics claiming that ‘black’ hairstyles are... 

Ted Cruz Threatens to Kill Donald Trump

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GOP candidate Ted Cruz took the ongoing rivalry between himself and Donald Trump to new levels last night by ‘joking’ that he’d be tempted to seriously injure or kill Trump if he had the chance. Appearing on “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” the Texas senator was asked to reveal whom he disliked the most, Obama or Trump. “I dislike Obama’s policies more. Donald is a unique individual,” Cruz replied. “If... 
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