Welp here’s yet another sign of how society is dumbing down, how fast we are sliding towards that movie scenario IDIOCRACY.
Here, see for your self:
It looks like a Minecraft car or an unrendered PC graphics image… or a bad imagination from the 80s movies of how cars would look like in the future.
And this is the interior… You basically just have a tablet, oh yeah, that’s all there is! You accidentally break that LCD screen and your car will be totally inoperable until you replace it :))
Now we understand that IQ is dropping in the US and Americans are just becoming dumber and dumber by the year but still, we can’t believe how anyone thinks the Tesla Cybertruck is a beautiful car!
If that’s a beautiful car then what is the Lamborghini Urus?
Or a BMW X6:
Sure they aren’t trucks but Tesla Cybertruck isn’t a truck in the real definition of a truck either. So whatever! American cars are just scum compared to European cars.
The only thing nice about this car is the tough stainless steel which will never rust and be very scratch resistant but we’re NOT SURE (Idiocracy reference) how this car could ever be legal anywhere in the world, maybe with the exception of USA where everything (bad) is possible.
This car doesn’t have side mirrors which are mandatory by law anywhere in the normal world and it doesn’t have any kind of pedestrian protection.
In the presentation Elon Musk shows how tough the car is by by having some guy hitting it with a sledgehammer but anyone could have made such a car anytime but its simply not legal. You think it would be legal for example to make a car with spikes in the front then show it off as “how tough it is”? What do you think this is Carmageddon or Mad Max world?
The whole show was strange, it looked like a noob magic show, with lights and assistants, Elon even had some guy presenting how unbreakable a window on the table is then he made a fool out of himself when the windows on his car broke like normal glass.
Elon Musk watched in embarrassment during a Tesla #Cybertruck demo that went very wrong pic.twitter.com/hMKXDxTXAH
— The Sun (@TheSun) November 24, 2019
Clearly Elon was pissed after his windows broke so easily, he couldn’t even look at the car anymore but I bet he will come out some day and say “ohhhhhhhh it was all planned and part of the show guys, it was just entertainment”.
Ohh well who cares about electric cars anyway? They are dangerous, lithium is the most unstable form of battery in the world, it can blow up randomly any day for any reason. Just google and see for yourself how many phones blew up and how many Tesla cars exploded.
We’re all in for eco alternatives, F the oil industry, especially people like Rockefellons, but hey lithium is just NOT the way. Its unsafe and it pollutes way more than gasoline because those battery packs need to be replaced every once in a while and yes they are toxic. More toxic than burnt gasoline.
We need the water engine or at the very least the hydrogen engine or we need some new batteries which do not need replacement so often as lithium and do not blow up like lithium when swollen or punctured.
Let’s cut it short ok? No matter how much mentally brain dead liberals are, this was an utter failure, Tesla’s stock plummeted by 6% after the announcement of Cybertruck, Tesla lost $768 million in just a few hours.
Normal people who still have a functioning brain have been mocking this ugly looking lithium bomb on Twitter:
The #Cybertruck looks better on PC than it does on console. Just sayin’. pic.twitter.com/CkvRGrdDQP
— U.S. Army Esports (@USArmyesports) November 22, 2019
When you don't have enough VRam to render the project #Cybertruck pic.twitter.com/yEQZk6NhVN
— Cosimo Forgione (@CosimoForgione) November 22, 2019
CyberTwitter#cybertruck pic.twitter.com/15D9rcAQq0
— Nick Takayama (@ntakayama) November 22, 2019
i’m gonna tell my kids this was the new tesla #Cybertruck pic.twitter.com/7ctpzQZuEa
— yadeer (@yadeer_) November 22, 2019
Damn I gotta get a better graphics card. Tesla #Cybertruck looks like shit at these low render distances. pic.twitter.com/fetnfIjuUj
— Robert Rowe (@RoweGuy7429) November 22, 2019
Hey @elonmusk is this pic of the Cybertruck with it lowered all the way to the ground, hence the sort of coffin look? pic.twitter.com/fZvLGWTrcQ
— Dominic Leotti (@DomLeotti) November 20, 2019
@elonmusk’s design inspiration for the #Cybertruck pic.twitter.com/JJMHCublWK
— Lewis Wain (@lewis_wain) November 22, 2019
How they made the #Cybertruck pic.twitter.com/2rZ2r0BSaF
— Greg Kachadurian (@GregCKach) November 22, 2019
https://twitter.com/doddyreddy/status/1197782764801511424
Revealed our Dynertruck the same day as the Cybertruck… smh pic.twitter.com/Wmucb5evHk
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) November 22, 2019
The graphics for Star Fox have gotten better over the years. #cybertruck pic.twitter.com/POfbRl1JEA
— The Mossad: Elite Parody Division (@TheMossadIL) November 24, 2019
The Citroën Karin concept car from 1980 looked even better than the #Cybertruck pic.twitter.com/OmmHAracYO
— Λ Z B Λ N (@azbanspace) November 23, 2019
https://twitter.com/andreanigro_/status/1198157906690134020
introducing the Cyberplane from Tesla. Order now #Cybertruck pic.twitter.com/LvjDXb7RkD
— phil (@native_delirium) November 23, 2019
Tesla’s truck or a Boy Scout’s pinewood derby car? I personally can’t tell the difference #Cybertruck pic.twitter.com/gF5KKjatBq
— Carlie Hurst (@CarlieHurst) November 24, 2019
Tesla have been kind enough to deliver one of the new #Cybertruck for me to test, I must admit I'm not that sure on it pic.twitter.com/gJeCY1X1XR
— Simon welch (@squelchy1) November 23, 2019
https://twitter.com/Kekisten/status/1198232117622259713/photo/1
be careful who you call ugly in middle school… #Cybertruck pic.twitter.com/Tpwbf0JXdz
— ethan (@ethanherron08) November 23, 2019
I knew I recognised it from somewhere. #Cybertruck pic.twitter.com/7eCz7S7iWU
— TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) November 22, 2019
This is what it’s gonna look like if you get into an accident with the #Cybertruck pic.twitter.com/za0YrJAOZ1
— Tanooki Joe (@TanookiKuribo) November 22, 2019
Brain dead liberal NPCs on the other hand were all like “wooooooooow its soooo beautiful!” :-D
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