Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha! He wishes…. Vlad the Impaler, who is better known internationally as “Dracula” was a powerful leader and a ruthless defender of Christianity who stopped the Muslim Turks from invading Europe by sticking poles up their asses and terrifying the invading Turks. So the question is, where is the spirit of Vlad in you, Charles? Why are you a cuckold who not only...