Comedy – The European Union Times ⚡ Shocking Hidden News Reports ⚡ https://www.eutimes.net We deliver exclusive hidden news that you won't just find anywhere, information that nobody wants you to know about. Updated 1 minute ago. Tue, 12 Mar 2024 23:27:55 +0000 en-GB hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.3 French Man Pretended to be Alien Prophet to Sleep with THOUSANDS of Women in the 90s https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/french-man-pretended-to-be-alien-prophet-to-sleep-with-thousands-of-women-in-the-90s/ https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/french-man-pretended-to-be-alien-prophet-to-sleep-with-thousands-of-women-in-the-90s/#comments Thu, 08 Feb 2024 21:19:24 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=72798 In a bizarre and shocking tale of a self-proclaimed alien prophet, Claude Vorilhon, who adopted the name ‘Raël,’ finds himself under renewed scrutiny in a four-part docuseries premiering on Netflix. Initially a French sports-car journalist, Raël embarked on a journey that led him to establish a UFO ministry in the 1970s, promising followers an “out […]

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]]> https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/french-man-pretended-to-be-alien-prophet-to-sleep-with-thousands-of-women-in-the-90s/feed/ 1 Doctors Finding It Hard To Differentiate Between Covid, Allergies & The Common Cold https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/doctors-finding-it-hard-to-differentiate-between-covid-allergies-the-common-cold/ https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/doctors-finding-it-hard-to-differentiate-between-covid-allergies-the-common-cold/#respond Thu, 08 Feb 2024 00:13:40 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=71577 Medical professionals are now struggling to tell the difference between ‘Covid’, allergies, and the common cold. Doctors say they are finding it increasingly challenging to distinguish one from the other and only know that someone has ‘covid’ because they ‘tested’ for it…..probably with one of those very ‘reliable’ PCR tests. You couldn’t make this up! […]

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]]> https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/doctors-finding-it-hard-to-differentiate-between-covid-allergies-the-common-cold/feed/ 0 UK: COVID Itself, NOT the Vaccine Increases the Probability of Developing Blood Clots by 33 Times https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/uk-covid-itself-not-the-vaccine-increases-the-probability-of-developing-blood-clots-by-33-times/ https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/uk-covid-itself-not-the-vaccine-increases-the-probability-of-developing-blood-clots-by-33-times/#comments Wed, 07 Feb 2024 23:55:47 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=66491 Catching Covid is associated with a fivefold increase in the risk of deep vein thrombosis (DVT) and a 33-fold increase in risk of a potentially fatal blood clot on the lung in the 30 days after becoming infected, data suggests. The findings, published in the British Medical Journal on Thursday, could help explain a doubling […]

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]]> https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/uk-covid-itself-not-the-vaccine-increases-the-probability-of-developing-blood-clots-by-33-times/feed/ 1 Flu Finally Returns after 2-year Vacation https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/flu-finally-returns-after-2-year-vacation/ https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/flu-finally-returns-after-2-year-vacation/#comments Wed, 07 Feb 2024 23:55:18 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=65291 We have just came across one the most absurd stories ever written. These people in the mainstream media clearly think that the masses of people are dropped on their heads as babies. To put it short, they are basically said that the influenza flu was on vacation for a year. So in 2021 we all […]

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]]> https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/flu-finally-returns-after-2-year-vacation/feed/ 1 WHO Skips Xi Variant in Greek Alphabet for Naming, Jumps Directly to Omicron 'to Avoid Stigma' https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/who-skips-xi-variant-in-greek-alphabet-for-naming-jumps-directly-to-omicron-to-avoid-stigma/ https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/who-skips-xi-variant-in-greek-alphabet-for-naming-jumps-directly-to-omicron-to-avoid-stigma/#comments Wed, 07 Feb 2024 23:55:09 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=64955 When naming the latest coronavirus variant, the World Health Organization (WHO) skipped the fourteenth letter of the Greek alphabet that just-so-happens to have the same spelling of a certain tyrannical world leader’s name. On Friday, news broke that scientists and world leaders have grown increasingly concerned about the “Omicron” variant, prompting New York to call […]

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]]> https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/who-skips-xi-variant-in-greek-alphabet-for-naming-jumps-directly-to-omicron-to-avoid-stigma/feed/ 1 LA Health Officials Say Maskless Emmy's Did NOT Violate Rules Because 'Hollywood Elite Are Protected & Special' https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/la-health-officials-say-maskless-emmys-did-not-violate-rules-because-hollywood-elite-are-protected-special/ https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/la-health-officials-say-maskless-emmys-did-not-violate-rules-because-hollywood-elite-are-protected-special/#respond Wed, 07 Feb 2024 23:44:14 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=64157 Covid mandates are only for lower class Americans and the elite are now openly rubbing it in our faces. Not a single Hollywood celebrity wore a face mask on Sunday evening’s Emmy Awards in Los Angeles. Maskless celebrities could be seen hugging and kissing on camera at the awards ceremony, while their ‘hired help’ were […]

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]]> https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/la-health-officials-say-maskless-emmys-did-not-violate-rules-because-hollywood-elite-are-protected-special/feed/ 0 CDC Says ALL Unvaccinated will Soon DIE Because of COVID-19 Pandemic https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/cdc-says-all-unvaccinated-will-soon-die-because-of-covid-19-pandemic/ https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/cdc-says-all-unvaccinated-will-soon-die-because-of-covid-19-pandemic/#comments Wed, 07 Feb 2024 23:44:03 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=63738 “Pandemic” is the new word the Globalists love to use for controlling the masses through fear. And why not, since they had such great success in using it last year to destroy tens of thousands of businesses, drive record rates of suicide among children, get hundreds of millions of people to wear face masks and […]

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]]> https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/cdc-says-all-unvaccinated-will-soon-die-because-of-covid-19-pandemic/feed/ 1 After announcing donation of 500 MILLION Vaccines, USA Donates only 80 to Trinidad and Tobago https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/after-announcing-donation-of-500-million-vaccines-usa-donates-only-80-to-trinidad-and-tobago/ https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/after-announcing-donation-of-500-million-vaccines-usa-donates-only-80-to-trinidad-and-tobago/#respond Wed, 07 Feb 2024 23:43:59 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=63241 After announcing donation of 500 MILLION Vaccines, generous USA, donated the fabulous amazing amount of 80 vaccines to Trinidad and Tobago and even boasted about it on Twitter as if what a great achievement they did. With or without 80 it’s the same for Trinidad and Tobago so maybe they should have donated a lot […]

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]]> https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/after-announcing-donation-of-500-million-vaccines-usa-donates-only-80-to-trinidad-and-tobago/feed/ 0 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Wants Coronavirus Reparations for Blacks, says its White People's fault https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-wants-coronavirus-reparations-for-blacks-says-its-white-peoples-fault/ https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-wants-coronavirus-reparations-for-blacks-says-its-white-peoples-fault/#comments Wed, 07 Feb 2024 23:32:57 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=57301 As usual, everything bad that ever happens in the world its white people’s fault. A virus pops out and China and no Alexandria ORCasio-Cortez doesn’t want reparations from China, non-whites want reparations from “muh evil white non-people”. Non-whites hate whites with a indescribable passion. This will never end, multiculturalism simply doesn’t work, we need to […]

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]]> https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-wants-coronavirus-reparations-for-blacks-says-its-white-peoples-fault/feed/ 1 Sweden Liberal Circus: Public Health Authority will no longer report number of COVID-19 cases https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/sweden-liberal-circus-public-health-authority-will-no-longer-report-number-of-covid-19-cases/ https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/sweden-liberal-circus-public-health-authority-will-no-longer-report-number-of-covid-19-cases/#respond Wed, 07 Feb 2024 23:32:29 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=57032 Sweden’s Public Health Authority has developed a novel way of combating the COVID-19 epidemic: by not reporting the number of cases. A representative of the Authority said that instead of reporting the number of known infections, they would identify those regions that are most badly hit by the virus, according to a report in Sweden’s […]

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]]> https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/sweden-liberal-circus-public-health-authority-will-no-longer-report-number-of-covid-19-cases/feed/ 0 Beijing says World shouldn't say 'Wuhan Virus' because it may not have originated in China https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/beijing-says-world-shouldnt-say-wuhan-virus-because-it-may-not-have-originated-in-china/ https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/beijing-says-world-shouldnt-say-wuhan-virus-because-it-may-not-have-originated-in-china/#comments Wed, 07 Feb 2024 23:32:25 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=56983 China’s foreign ministry on Monday objected to the expression “Wuhan coronavirus” — saying the name will “stigmatize” the country — following remarks from U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. The objection marks the latest from Beijing leaders and the country’s state-controlled media, which have gone as far as to claim that the coronavirus outbreak, which […]

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]]> https://www.eutimes.net/2024/02/beijing-says-world-shouldnt-say-wuhan-virus-because-it-may-not-have-originated-in-china/feed/ 1 WEF Wants Coffee Banned because its Warming the Globe with Tonnes of CO2 https://www.eutimes.net/2024/01/wef-wants-coffee-banned-because-its-warming-the-globe-with-tonnes-of-co2/ https://www.eutimes.net/2024/01/wef-wants-coffee-banned-because-its-warming-the-globe-with-tonnes-of-co2/#comments Tue, 23 Jan 2024 16:45:44 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=72651 The World Economic Forum has declared war on coffee drinkers, declaring that they are causing “global boiling” and must be stopped at all costs. According to World Economic Forum Agenda Contributor Hubert Keller, “The coffee that we all drink emits between 15 and 20 tonnes of CO2 per tonne of coffee… Every time we drink […]

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]]> https://www.eutimes.net/2024/01/wef-wants-coffee-banned-because-its-warming-the-globe-with-tonnes-of-co2/feed/ 1 Jerry Seinfeld gets Angry at Leftist journalist Accusing him of Working with 'Too Many White People' https://www.eutimes.net/2024/01/jerry-seinfeld-gets-angry-at-leftist-journalist-accusing-him-of-working-with-too-many-white-people/ https://www.eutimes.net/2024/01/jerry-seinfeld-gets-angry-at-leftist-journalist-accusing-him-of-working-with-too-many-white-people/#respond Mon, 22 Jan 2024 14:01:18 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=72634 Comedian Jerry Seinfeld took a buzzsaw to a far-left journalist who complained that his show “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee” has too many white people. In a resurfaced 2014 clip that’s going viral, Seinfeld’s interview with Buzzfeed’s Peter Lauria took a turn after the woke journalist began pestering him about the high number of white […]

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]]> https://www.eutimes.net/2024/01/jerry-seinfeld-gets-angry-at-leftist-journalist-accusing-him-of-working-with-too-many-white-people/feed/ 0 UK 'Experts' Say We Shouldn't Breathe Anymore Because We're Warming the Planet https://www.eutimes.net/2023/12/uk-experts-say-we-shouldnt-breathe-anymore-because-were-warming-the-planet/ https://www.eutimes.net/2023/12/uk-experts-say-we-shouldnt-breathe-anymore-because-were-warming-the-planet/#comments Fri, 15 Dec 2023 18:10:31 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=72331 A new study out of Britain claims UK citizens account for 0.1% of the nation’s greenhouse gases just by breathing. The report, released by an atmospheric physicist at the UK Centre for Ecology and Hydrology in Edinburgh named Dr. Nicholas Cowan, says “small, elevated concentrations of methane (CH4) and nitrous oxide (N2O)” released by humans […]

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]]> https://www.eutimes.net/2023/12/uk-experts-say-we-shouldnt-breathe-anymore-because-were-warming-the-planet/feed/ 4 Kim Jong-Un TEARFULLY urges North Korean women to have more kids https://www.eutimes.net/2023/12/kim-jong-un-tearfully-urges-north-korean-women-to-have-more-kids/ https://www.eutimes.net/2023/12/kim-jong-un-tearfully-urges-north-korean-women-to-have-more-kids/#respond Sat, 09 Dec 2023 21:09:04 +0000 https://www.eutimes.net/?p=72271 North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has tearfully called on his country’s women to have more children, as the hermit kingdom faces a dwindling population. During the National Mothers’ Meeting on Dec. 3 in Pyongyang, he exhorted women to have more children while dabbing his eyes with a handkerchief. Kim told the thousands of women at […]

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