So check this out and nope sadly this isn’t a satire. It’s an actual news story from the Guardian… his is democracy now in 2021!
Two men have been arrested after police said they found them with a car boot-full of Kentucky fried chicken and over $100,000 in cash as they tried to cross the border into Auckland despite New Zealand’s strict Covid-19 lockdown.
The men were arrested after allegedly trying to flee from police near the Auckland border. When their car was searched, police said they found a large quantity of KFC, as well as the cash and a number of empty ounce bags.
The arrest struck a chord with New Zealanders – especially Aucklanders, who have spent a month in a strict level four lockdown that does not allow restaurants to open or residents to order takeaway food.
In such an environment, fast food can take on the aura of a high-value illicit substance. Last week, a man was charged by police after posting a social media video of crossing the Auckland boundary in search of McDonald’s.
After the KFC arrest, a police spokesperson said “officers noticed a suspicious looking vehicle travelling on a gravel road, and upon seeing the police car, the vehicle did a U-turn and sped off trying to evade police.
“The vehicle was searched and police located the cash, alongside empty ounce bags and a large amount of takeaways.”
Close examination of the police evidence photos revealed at least three buckets of chicken, up to 10 tubs of coleslaw, and an undisclosed quantity of fries.
A breach of the Covid-19 Public Health Response Act can result in imprisonment for up to six months; or a fine of up to $4,000.
The men will appear in court for breaching the health order, and police said further charges were likely.
These damn drug smugglers trying to cross the BORDER illegally into Cuckland with KFC illicit substance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This has got to be the most absurd story of 2021 in the world by far making a complete mockery of democracy and why its complete utter shit.
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Kentucky fried chicken is toxic waste.
Fun fact: KFC is no longer _allowed_ to call themselves Kentucky Fried Chicken, due to the fact that there is _not_ enough actual chicken in their food. Food is one of the main way TPTB are trying to kill us off.