Given that these people invented virtually nothing, resisting even the urge to produce an original written language or to invent the colourful clothes they claim as tradtional African dress, it’s a surprise they even have a black history month. Black history afternoon (with extended lunch and tea breaks) would be quite sufficient.

If there’s another world war, and technology is knocked back to the sticks and stone era, all we need to do to avoid these people is to isolate either them or ourselves on a remote island, and they’ll never develop the technology to reach us.