Why do you rush to accuse Assad of using nerve gas?

Can’t it wait until there is some evidence of who used the gas?

Syria will still be there if you ever get some proof of who used the gas, won’t it?

And then there’s that bombing thing. Why drop bombs into Syrian rubble and stir up all that dust? And if the “rebels” used nerve gas, will you bomb them?

Oh, and what about those secret, undocumented nuclear warhead shipments to the East Coast, what will you be doing with them? You aren’t planning another false flag attack, are you? What happened to transparency in government? You wouldn’t be planning a nuke attack, would you, John?