The fourth edition – considered “an almost new work” (McDavid) – was uttered in 1936, with supplements published in 1945 and 1948. Continuing in print to this day, The American Language remains the foundation work in the field of American philology. Only an illiterate alien with no knowledge of American culture could fail to understand the reference to this study and the concept of the American language as one separate and distinct from the “standard English” of the United Kingdom.

So, yeah, this “Magic M” product of a diseased dog’s digestion knows precisely dick about what’s going on in these United States. Like we needed more proof?

As I’d pointed out, the personal and family past history of Barry Soetoro differs radically from that of any other candidate for the office of President of these United States (and remember, folks, it’s not only in taking up the duties of the federal government’s chief executive but beforehand – in his CANDIDACY in each and every one of our several states – that someone standing for that office must sign an attestation as to his or her qualification to serve in that office if elected).

In Sen. McCain’s case, whether or not a U.S. citizen on foreign service is delivered of a viable infant on “on US territory, e.g. a US base” is of no matter with regard to that child’s status as a “natural born citizen.” Embassies and consulates do not contain labor and delivery facilities, and yet the offspring of U.S. State Department personnel born in hospitals outside embassy enclaves are accorded by law no impairment in their citizenship status.

Which this “Magic M” colon-blow just can’t seem to get through whatever it uses in lieu of a brain.

By the way, “a US base” is not in law considered “US territory.” With all those USAREUR Kasernen and patrol areas and training facilities scattered all over Germany since the days of the Bundesrepublik, you’d think that even a stupid schmuck like this “Magic M” bucketful would know that, wouldn’tcha?

Well, never underestimate the stupidity of an obamaphile.

Almost as amusing is this “Magic M” Scheisskopf’s presumption that those of us aware of the flagrant criminality of the Punahou Poverty Pimp have ever reposed any trust whatsoever in the perspicacity or diligence of Crash Test Johnnie, the RINO Enemy Ace.

(For the sake of squirt-between-the-ears, who knows even less about American idiom than he does about American law, the term “enemy ace” refers to a flier in the U.S. military who has had five or more aircraft destroyed while entrusted to his responsibility as pilot-in-command. Sen. McCain has personally removed five tail numbers from the Navy BuAer inventory, and thus qualifies.)

The motto of the Red Party has for so long been “Go along to get along” that the spectacle of elections in this nation have taken on the same significance as the contests in professional wrestling.

Hm. Seems as if this “Magic M” strunzo is actually stupid enough to think that I’m a Republican.

It is not the responsibility in law for a political campaign (or candidate) to vet the character of an opponent, nor is it expected that such an action can or will be reliably undertaken in an electoral contest. Indeed, the common time-honored practice of campaigners is to lie through their teeth in assassinating the character of such opponents.

The incompetent weasels running the McCain campaign definitely considered attacking Hairplug Joe’s “articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy” on the matter of Barry’s birth in Mombasa and decided that there was more downside to it than the Red Party could afford. Same thing in the Congress, of course.

Oh, yeah. In the Congress. Like people on this side of the Atlantic repose a whole lot of confidence in our “distinctly native American criminal class.”

Does this “Magic M” diaperload HAVE to keep on proving that he knows absolutely nothing about life in these United States, and that only a complete bloody fool could persevere in the witless support of that fascist foreign fraud we’re presently using in lieu of a lawful President of these United States?

Yep.

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You didn’t answer my question. I said “previous president”, not “presidential candidate”.

Besides, why do you think Congress investigated McCain but not Obama? The “big conspiracy” again? And McCain didn’t bring up the Obama issue himself, although that would’ve handed him the presidency? Because he was also “in on the conspiracy”?

> at least he understood that his birth in the Panama Canal Zone required that he establish his bona fides as a “natural born citizen.”

The problem with McCain was that he wasn’t even born on US territory, e.g. a US base in the Canal Zone.

> As for “home birth,” this stinking mound of filth doesn’t even know that Barry Soetoro is on record (signed his name to the letter, ‘n everything) as having been born in the Kapi’olani Medical Center for Women and Children in Honolulu.

I didn’t say he was born at home. Do you not understand what “arguendo” means? Do I have to teach you your own language?

> Knowing that this “Magic M” crapulence is “not even a native speaker” of the American language, we might perhaps cut it a break.

Maybe we should, but rather based on your illiteracy. Or what is “the American language” that you pretend to speak? American English is not even “the North American language”, you illiterate buffoon, but you’ve probably never heard of Canada, let alone been there.

> Where there are no records concerning Barry or his mother – none of any kind – to be found.

Only in the dreamland of World Nut Daily which can spin a “we have his records on file” to a “we can’t find anything”. Soviet Russian propaganda style, right?

> we’ve got ex-Navy “Bad Boy” John McCain, a naval aviator who got himself shot down over North Vietnam and spent agonizing years in Commie captivity

Yup, and you birthers are calling *Obama* a Manchurian Candidate? Funny.

“The Magic M” (regretting that registration yet, you smoldering dungheap?) is therefore much less proximally invested in the proper concerns of a U.S. citizen. That being the case, questions of constitutional qualification (for example) which are peculiar to the civil government of these United States are alien to this bowel-movement-that-types.

For example, this “Magic M” mound of public nuisance writes: “Why would he have to produce that, given that no other president ever did that, let alone have to do that? Can you name one former president who showed us all these papers? Where can I see them?”

This means that “The Magic M” unpetrified coprolite-to-be has failed to pay any attention whatsoever to the 2008 U.S. presidential election, because before submitting himself as a potential candidate for the Republican Party nomination, Senator John McCain (Republican, Arizona) dumped EVERYTHING of that nature – his birth records, his medical records, his military records as a naval aviator, everything – in front of the U.S. Senate and thus the people of these United States for examination.

Crash Test Johnnie (as I believe has been mentioned here) had been born in the Panama Canal Zone while his father had been on active duty assignment there as a serving naval officer. Extraordinary circumstances. Most native born American citizens take their first breath of life on American soil, and there’s no possibility of controversy.

Diplomatic and military personnel (and their dependents) on duty in foreign stations are considered to be in the service of the nation, and their children do not suffer impairment as the result of that service.

Y’see, an American – somebody who’s been in the U.S. military or who has had close family experienced in military and/or diplomatic service – would know that right away, and would have taken special note of what the Red Party’s Enemy Ace had to go through to prove himself qualified to stand as the Republican candidate in a presidential election.

The U.S. Senate (also as mentioned) unanimously approved Sen. McCain’s “natural born citizen” status.

But they got to see EVERYTHING.

Now we come to Sen. Obama (National Socialist, Chicago Machine), whose parents had both been zooming about all over the world, who REFUSES to produce anything like those records dumped ceremoniously upon the U.S. Senate by John McCain.

Barry Soetoro – who got adopted by Lolo Soetoro in Indonesia, complete to a legal name change which our Mombasa Mamzer has never reversed – has an even more extraordinary personal past history than has Sen. McCain.

Fascinating story. Brought as a child to Indonesia, where he had to learn not only Indonesian but also Arabic (about the equivalent of a Roman Catholic kid having to learn church Latin back in the days before the Second Vatican Council) in order to recite from the Qu’ran as a “good Muslim schoolboy,” then shipped from Indonesia by Stanley Ann and Lolo Soetoro to live with his Dunham grandparents (why?), to attend the prestigious Punahou School (how was that paid for?), to get his undergraduate degree at Occidental College in California (under “foreign student” scholarship funding, perhaps?), to travel to Pakistan (any records of a U.S. passport having been issued at that time?), to go later to Harvard Law (and who picked up THAT tuition bill?)….

All of this, by the way, without Barry ever once having disclosed any history of student loans of any kind, as he had been required by law to do when he entered the U.S. Senate. No records at all.

Okay, we’ve got ex-Navy “Bad Boy” John McCain, a naval aviator who got himself shot down over North Vietnam and spent agonizing years in Commie captivity, a pretty complete RINO whom most American conservatives received as a Red Party nominee in 2008 with about as much enthusiasm as the average eight-year-old boy getting a package of sweatsox for his birthday, but – what the hell – at least he understood that his birth in the Panama Canal Zone required that he establish his bona fides as a “natural born citizen.”

And then we’ve got Sen. Obama, with an EXTREMELY strange personal and family past history, spending (to date) an estimated two million dollars in lawyers’ fees to prevent anybody from getting any kind of look at the same types of records Sen. McCain had simply handed over to the U.S. Senate a few years ago.

Knowing that this “Magic M” crapulence is “not even a native speaker” of the American language, we might perhaps cut it a break. Stupidity compounded by ignorance explains much, even if it excuses nothing.

But now we can expect “The Magic M” – being clearly shown to know precisely dick about what’s being discussed here – to shut up and get on with the process of subsiding into something useful, like fertilizer. Right?

As for “home birth,” this stinking mound of filth doesn’t even know that Barry Soetoro is on record (signed his name to the letter, ‘n everything) as having been born in the Kapi’olani Medical Center for Women and Children in Honolulu.

See http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=104146

He wrote (on White House stationary yet): “As a beneficiary of the excellence of the Kapi’olani Medical Center – the place of my birth – I am pleased to add my voice to your chorus of supporters.”

I continue grateful for the referral to World Net Daily. They aggregate the most remarkable compilation of information on this subject.

So our Fraudulence-in-Chief did not share “home birth” with Dwight David Eisenhower, but claimed to have been born in the Kapi’olani Medical Center.

Where there are no records concerning Barry or his mother – none of any kind – to be found.

Extraordinary, ain’t it?

> Here’s my adoption papers from Indonesia, my Kindergarten records, my records from the Punahou School and Occidental and Columbia and Harvard Law. The full records of my law practice, my work as a ‘community organizer,’

Why would he have to produce that, given that no other president ever did that, let alone have to do that? Can you name one former president who showed us all these papers? Where can I see them?

> wants to continue giving the false impression that he’s an American

Where have I done this and why would I do that? You haven’t noticed the little German flag next to my handle?

Are you going to continue the “if I don’t have any argument, let’s go ad hominem” by telling me my arguments don’t have any value because I’m not American? Is that how you weasel out of an unwinnable case?

> Americans don’t use the Brit-speak expression “maths” when we’re talking about “mathematics.”

Hm, maybe I’m an American raised in the UK, but probably that would also somehow affect any “natural born” status I might have, right?

But thanks for the involuntary compliment; if that’s the only thing telling you I can’t be American, I can proudly confess I’m not even a native speaker. Go figure…

> Barry Soetoro in the orange jumpsuit he’ll be wearing for he rest of his life

*lol* Keep on dreaming. I prefer to stay in the real world where such pesky things as “facts” seem to always get in the way of the birther babblings.

> any sort of signed attestation could be filed with the state offices in Honolulu as to the date and place of birth for an infant who had not been born in a hospital or otherwise under the care of a licensed health care provider

Arguendo, since when does home birth disqualify a president? Did it disqualify Eisenhower? Have you seen Bush’s birth certificate? Does it state whether he was born in a hospital or is simply based on attestation by the parent(s)?

> with all its references to World Net Daily, you’d think that this “Magic M” cowflop would know about all that

I know about the crap that birthers spout, I just don’t talk all that crap as “fact” as you seem to do. Have you ever actually researched any of the birther claims such as the alleged “1981 Pakistan travel ban”?

Hawaii state law with regard to vital records had, at the time Stanley Ann dropped her by-blow off with her parents in Honolulu so that she could head for the mainland to resume college classes fifteen days postpartum (on her own, without parents or “husband” or any other family member to provide any kind of care or support while the stitches in her episiotomy were not yet resorbed, while uterine involution was not yet complete, while her lochia was still flowing, while she had not yet resumed menstruation, while her breasts were yet engorged, and while she was still at considerable risk of postpartum infection), any sort of signed attestation could be filed with the state offices in Honolulu as to the date and place of birth for an infant who had not been born in a hospital or otherwise under the care of a licensed health care provider.

Jeez, with all its references to World Net Daily, you’d think that this “Magic M” cowflop would know about all that, wouldn’t you?

Dr. Fukino, being a medico and not held to the standards to which a certified documents examiner or lawyer would have to adhere, could make a statement to the effect that she (personally) had “…seen the original vital records maintained on file by the Hawaii State Department of Health verifying Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen.”

She could do this (and probably did) knowing full well that if taken to task over the matter later, her defense would be “How was I supposed to know that the ‘original vital records’ accepted as having been filed in good faith by reputable citizens like Mr. and Mrs. Dunham were not adequate proofs that our Felon-in-Chief ‘…was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen,’ anyway?”

And we get to see a nice photospread online – high-res JPG images, I hope – of Barry Soetoro in the orange jumpsuit he’ll be wearing for he rest of his life, kneeling in prayer just outside his cell in Guantanamo.

Jeez, no wonder he hasn’t closed that prison. If he doesn’t get himself beyond extradition in another country, Gitmo is where Barry will be squirreled away until he finishes rotting, and he wants a nice, warm place to finish up in. The alternative is Alkatraz, and that place gets cold and damp much of the year.

As for any “single choice of words, like a magic spell that may not be altered” with regard to Ms. Dunham’s Discard, let’s hear him say:

“Here’s everything – everything on file in the Hawaii state government archives, totally open to examination and confirmation, no more stonewalling. Here’s my adoption papers from Indonesia, my Kindergarten records, my records from the Punahou School and Occidental and Columbia and Harvard Law. The full records of my law practice, my work as a ‘community organizer,’ my service in the Illinois state senate, EVERYTHING that I’ve been spending millions of dollars to conceal from scrutiny.”

Of course, if the inferences already drawn about this lying sonofabitch are correct, and this “magic spell” proves that he fails to qualify as eligible under Article 2, Section 1 of the U.S. Constitution, he’s a lawyer specializing in constitutional law, and he committed this breach of the law in full knowledge of its nature and the severity of his criminal action.

Ooh, lots and LOTS of indictments (and we’re not yet considering his co-conspirators), decades and decades of consecutive sentences, and a big “Null-And-Void” stamped over the National Socialist Democrat American Party for a long time to come. We’ve all known that they’re guilty of treason, but this certainly puts the glossy coat of wax on the proof thereof, doesn’t it?

Oh, yeah. If this “Magic M” dose of doggy-doo wants to continue giving the false impression that he’s an American speaking on a subject of proper concern among those of us who are citizens and taxpayers, he ought to get a clue about the fact that Americans don’t use the Brit-speak expression “maths” when we’re talking about “mathematics.”

You wanna cop a clue, maybe? Nah!

> Suddenly, the “original birth certificate” wording disappears. Now it’s “original vital records,”

You can never convince someone with a confirmation bias, he will always find something he considers “odd”.

If Dr Fukino said “I have seen Barack Obama’s original birth certificate and can confirm he was born in Hawaii and is a natural born citizen”, you would critize she didn’t say that it’s the BC that states he was born in Hawaii.

Heck, I’ve even seen birthers claim that because Dr Fukino said Obama is “a natural born American citizen”, by that she must have meant something different than “a natural born citizen” (in the sense of the Constitution). Gee, I wonder how she should pronounce the word “Citizen” so the capital C comes across properly, just so you don’t have something to complain about.

Somehow you believe there is only a single choice of words, like a magic spell that may not be altered, that would convince you she actually meant what she actually meant.

> gaping holes

Your fascination with gaping holes and what comes out of it is something you have been talking about at length in this thread, no doubt.

> it’s now fair to say that this “Magic M” heap of horsepuckey has never sat through (much less passed) a med school course in Medical Jurisprudence, or attended any of those CME risk mitigation seminars Dr.Fukino and I are obliged to take on regular bases

Gee, you claim to be a doctor? Funny how little you must have learned about logic and proper reasoning. Is that how you treat your patients?
“But doctor, I’m allergic to that.” – “Shut up you piece of bullcrap, you take this now!”

On the contrary, I’ve got a PhD in maths (differential geometry, to be precise) and I think my postings show that logic and reasoning are no strangers to me. ;)

> , could easily lay all this debate to rest by providing the proper documentation, just as all other presidents have in the past.

Then where are the birth certificates of the Bushes, Clinton, Reagan, Nixon, JFK, …?
Have you seen them? Do you know where they are? Do you know who vetted these presidents back then?

Did any of these have to provide (or provided) the additional stuff you demand from Obama? You know, like kindergarten records, former clients, college thesis etc.? Who has provided these data and where can I inspect it?

Note however that pointing to Reagan does not count since he released his BC only years *after* his terms were over.

Did you also know Eisenhower filed (!) his BC 62 years after (!) his birth, accepted only on the statement of his mother attesting to his birth at home? Would any of you birthers accept the same from Obama, should it turn out his BC shows a home birth reported by the parents? Hell no!

> easily lay all this debate to rest

No, birthers with their constantly moving goalposts have already proven they will never be satisfied. If Obama produces an “original long-form BC”, they will ask for testimony by the signing doctor. Or pull out the Vattelist theory of “he’s not an NBC if he has a non-citizen father”. Or the Hail Mary of “Hawaii isn’t even a state”. Or something else they make up as they go along.

Obama can never convince them, just as I can never convince you that God does not exist.

Y’see, doctors in these United States are taught to be VERY precise in statements we utter over our signatures. Members of the Plaintiff’s Bar comb through everything we sign or initial in order to find elements with which to support a claim of dereliction of duty to the patient such as can be considered malpractice. Similarly, government and insurance company bureaucrats make strenuous efforts to “constructively interpret” things we write so as to arrive at a construe wildly divergent from our actual opinions and determinations.

Dr. Fukino (whom I presume was a full-time Hawaii state bureaucrat herself, and not actually engaged in the practice of medicine when she issued her two “deniability built in” statements on the subject of our Mombasa Messiah’s allegations of birth in Honolulu) would – all other things being equal – be even more recondite in the contents of any statements she would utter, especially on an issue as fraught with legal ramifications as this one.

Dr. Fukino’s first statement (31 October 2008) read in toto:

“There have been numerous requests for Sen. Barack Hussein Obama’s official birth certificate.

“State law (Hawai’i Revised Statutes §338-18) prohibits the release of a certified birth certificate to persons who do not have a tangible interest in the vital record.

“Therefore, I as Director of Health for the State of Hawai’i, along with the Registrar of Vital Statistics who has statutory authority to oversee and maintain these type of vital records, have personally seen and verified that the Hawai’i State Department of Health has Sen. Obama’s original birth certificate on record in accordance with state policies and procedures.”

Note that she does NOT say in that statement anything about what that “official birth certificate” is. Like any other American physician, I’ve completed and signed my share of birth certificates over the decades, and I know what goes into the ones we issue when a baby is born in a hospital in this nation, or in a U.S. military hospital overseas. I know that there are other kinds of “certified birth certificate[s]” uttered when a child is born OUTSIDE of hospital care, but I have no personal professional experience of them. Those who do have such knowledge (and more) of these variants on what can be considered a “certified birth certificate” in the eyes of a state government bureaucrat have written extensively on the subject.

Suffice it to say that someone born in Mombasa could have a perfectly satisfactory “certified birth certificate” generated in Africa on file in Hawaii’s state government archives enabling Dr. Fukino to state that those files contain an “original birth certificate on record in accordance with state policies and procedures.”

So that 31 October 2008 statement is rank with “deniability” in terms of what Dr. Fukino explicitly does NOT say.

Dr. Fukino’s subsequent statement (27 July 2009) is also interesting. In full, it reads:

“I, Dr. Chiyome Fukino, director of the Hawaii State Department of Health, have seen the original vital records maintained on file by the Hawaii State Department of Health verifying Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen. I have nothing further to add to this statement or my original statement issued in October 2008 over eight months ago.”

Suddenly, the “original birth certificate” wording disappears. Now it’s “original vital records,” and Dr. Fukino – who is a physician, remember, not an expert on either constitutional or any other kind of law – offers her opinion that our Thief-in-Chief “was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen.”

The information supporting Dr. Fukino’s assertion?

Nothing.

When a physician comes to any conclusion, especially one as prominent as that which Dr. Fukino announced (under what stimulus?) in July 2009 – on the diagnosis of a disease, on the determination of temporary or permanent disability, on a psychiatric patient’s state of mind at the time of involuntary hospitalization – we’re required by professional standards of conduct to support that conclusion (if only briefly) with some mention of evidence leading thereunto.

Does Dr. Fukino do this in that second statement?

Nope. She DOES, however, get some distance between herself and that “original birth certificate” item in her 31 October 2008 statement. Somebody apparently got word to Dr. Fukino that the official Hawaii state government position is that all paper records were destroyed years ago, when the archives went digital, so Dr. Fukino COULDN’T “have personally seen and verified that the Hawai’i State Department of Health has Sen. Obama’s original birth certificate on record in accordance with state policies and procedures.”

Oopsie.

The stench of “deniability” is perceptible to anyone who isn’t composed entirely of uncomposted bullspoor himself – which leads us yet again to this “Magic M” shovelful.

With Dr. Fukino’s statements – and yet again, I’m grateful to this “Magic M” piece of squat for bringing something to our attention in this forum – we have yet another example of the gaping holes in what little can be discerned in the much-censored, carefully “machined” history of America’s own Fascist Fraudulence, Barry Soetoro.

‘Cause he never did change his legal name back to “Barack Hussein Obama” after Mommy and Daddy Lolo got fed up with him and sent the miserable little Muslim schoolboy back to Hawaii to get him to hellangone out of their lives.

I think their cooking sucks, but then so do they. Bump into ’em all the time at the Chinese take-out places, and if any of ’em keep kosher, it doesn’t show up at the Fire Company’s barbecue fundraiser every summer.

Mmmm, spareribs….

Maybe it’s because I’m an Italian-American. Those of us who are two or three or four generations away from Sicily and the Campagnia seem to get along with “the jew” pretty well.

Now, the Irish….

Well, don’t get me started about THOSE people!

Then there is that student give-away provided only to foreign exchange students….

I’m sure the jews are laughing in their boots. Why shouldn’t they be? They’ve had thousands of years in “How to subvert White nations and make them fall”.

First, bring in the aliens…slavery…make a profit off of it if you can. Then, when the alien races have increased sufficiently in numbers, cause riots and march along side of them PRETENDING that it is Whities fault.

Obama is merely a symptom of the disease. The disease is the jew. Anyone who cannot see that is too hopelessly brainwashed or deliberately ignorant. All the information is out there, but it does take effort.

There is a mental disconnect among my people. I swear for the life of me I cannot fathom it. Always pulling at the leaves of the weeds and never the root.

Strike the root!

> This is the only case in which any state officer has put himself in a “drop dead” condition with regard to the veracity of his testimony.

No, because he didn’t say “there are no records” but only said “some people told me there are no records” without even identifying said people.
Therefore, his “affidavit”, even if presented in court, would not expose him to any risk as you can’t properly disprove a claim of “some unspecified people told me something”. Consequently, the entire “affidavit” is of zero importance.

> All other Hawaii state government officials have “deniability” built into their statements on this subject

Where’s the deniability for Dr Fukino who said Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural born citizen?

> jerking away so frantically in his pants

As I said, you do have a masturbation fetish/fixation you like to project on others. Go see a doctor before it becomes worse.

> the insane idea that he could get away with this enormous, gaudy, utterly fraudulent fascist fantasy

Indeed, the idea that such a thing could happen and that the entire world is taking part in this conspiracy is nothing but insane.

> Of course, we are not permitted access to a list of Barry’s clients
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as carefully concealed from public view as are his Kindergarten records, his Punahou School transcripts, his academic and administrative records at Occidental College and Columbia University and Harvard Law

When did any of the former presidents, including Republicans, ever disclose (let alone have to disclose) such a plethora of data totally unrelated to his eligibility or his ability?
If the stuff is so important, why didn’t the 69 million Americans voting for him demand such information before casting their vote?

Oh, I forgot, the 99.9% of the population who disagree with you are all stupid and/or brainwashed and/or paid by Soros and/or NWO fanatics. Guess you’re born in the wrong country then.

With regard to the criminality – count after count after count accumulating every day that Barry squats upon the presidential porcelain just off the Oval Office – of our “spread the wealth around” Marxist-in-Chief, let’s bear in mind the fact that this scheming Chicago Machine corruptocrat is a Harvard-educated attorney (selected – affirmatively, no doubt – as editor of the Harvard Law Review, no less, though how he paid his tuition and expenses at the Cambridge Campus of Patrice Lumumba University, and what he wrote and published as a law student and editor of the Law Review he and his little ACORN elves have worked prodigies of concealment to prevent anyone from learning). Then it is known that he had advertised himself as a specialist in constitutional law.

I’ve long wondered why a “community organizer” – characterized most accurately as a “poverty pimp” – would focus upon constitutional law as an area of special interest. A runny cowflop obamaphile like “The Magic M,” by contrast, is in no condition to think critically about anything which might tarnish the shining vision of its Anointed One.

Next, we have the Obama Mystique making a big deal of how our Mombasa Messiah had functioned as a lecturer at the University of Chicago Law School (1992-1996), and senior lecturer (1996-2004), teaching three courses per year in that latter period. This was a part-time position. In the words of the school’s current media page: “…each of the Law School’s Senior Lecturers has high-demand careers in politics or public service, which prevent full-time teaching.”

Of course, we are not permitted access to a list of Barry’s clients during that “high-demand” period in our TelePrompTer-in-Chief’s life. His professional career in the practice of law – and the University of Chicago says that “Senior Lecturers are considered to be members of the Law School faculty, and are regarded as professors” – is as carefully concealed from public view as are his Kindergarten records, his Punahou School transcripts, his academic and administrative records at Occidental College and Columbia University and Harvard Law and….

Well, the people at WND keep a list. See their Web site (links above).

Only a creature consisting completely of rotting excrement – like “The Magic M” – couldn’t regard something like Stanley Ann’s Reject without remarking on the stench he gives off.

But that’s a general observation. To get particular about the level of criminality in every ticking moment of Barry Soetoro’s life since the evil spawn first schemed to get himself into the big, comfy chair behind the Resolute desk, we have merely to appreciate first that he is a lawyer, second that he chose to specialize in constitutional law (a Chicago Machine “poverty pimp” needs special expertise in constitutional law?), third that he spent many years on the faculty of the University of Chicago Law School, giving him collegial access to some of the brightest lights in the American legal profession.

Heck, even Richard Epstein remembers having bumped into Barry every now and then during whatever time that “poverty pimp” could get away from his “high-demand career” to mingle with the full-time staff. Dr. Epstein is cautiously courteous when speaking his opinion of his colleague’s aptitudes and intellect. And oblique. Very oblique.

Those of us familiar with Dr. Epstein know him to be one of those New Yorkers whose speaking style is mile-a-minute volubility, and he can declaim for hours on the subjects in which he is expert, packing so much into one of his lectures that his law students have been known to pound their heads against their desks in despair.

But when Dr. Epstein talks about the Mystery With No History, he speaks very, very slowly, choosing his words with the same care one exercises when defusing a land mine.

All these aspects of Barry’s shrouded career lead inevitably to the conclusion that our Atrocity From Africa came to his presidential aspirations with extraordinarily superior prior knowledge of the U.S. Constitution, including Article 2, Section 1 thereof.

As a U.S. Senator, in fact, he had been called upon to assess the eligibility of his fellow Senator – Crash Test Johnnie, the nominal Republican – for that very office, and had joined with the rest of the Senate in the conclusion that McCain’s birth in the Panama Canal Zone while his father had been on active service assignment in the U.S. Navy was no bar to the Enemy Ace serving as the federal government’s chief executive.

So we’ve got a “respondeat superior” situation with Barry the Bastich, haven’t we? The guy is the lawyerly equivalent of a neurosurgeon beating his wife over the head with a fire ax. Barry has had full criminal mens rea – the knowing intention to violate the law of the land – from the instant he conceived the insane idea that he could get away with this enormous, gaudy, utterly fraudulent fascist fantasy, a “red-diaper baby” socialist taking control of the most powerful national command entity on the planet.

I suspect that his left hand was at that particular moment jerking away so frantically in his pants that the people seated around him in the restaurant thought they were witnessing a male emulation of that scene from *When Harry Met Sally*.

As for recent statement of Tim Adams – the temporary Hawaii state government worker – it should be noted that he is the ONLY officer of that state government to have provided a signed attestation of any kind on the subject of whatever records reside in that government’s archives regarding the “proof” that Barry the Botch had been born in Hawaii.

This is the only case in which any state officer has put himself in a “drop dead” condition with regard to the veracity of his testimony. All other Hawaii state government officials have “deniability” built into their statements on this subject, with wordings as careful as that of Dr. Epstein regarding the competence of his former fellow “professor” at the University of Chicago Law School.

It is of Barry Soetoro we can repeat the immortal words of John Randolph of Roanoke:

“Fellow-citizens, he is a man of splendid abilities, but utterly corrupt. Like rotten mackerel by moonlight, he shines and stinks.”

So it is your contention that the Federal Constitution supersedes individual state constitutions. Interesting but not valid under the original article of confederation.

Each state is sovereign. The ONLY purpose of the federation is economic and common military defense.

You would probably oppose a state from leaving this union too even though, Constitutionally, they have this right.

You mean the temporary worker Tim Adams whose title of “Senior Elections Clerk” may sound impressive but really is like saying “Senior Vision Clearance Engineer” when you’re actually talking about a window cleaner?

The guy who had no access to the documents he claimed “aren’t there”? The guy who claims that information protected by state laws (Obama’s birth certificate) was the daily office joke as in “hey Jack, guess what, still no Obama BC on file today – let’s look again tomorrow”?

> I didn’t know World Net Daily had been doing such a bang-up job on covering this matter.

Actually WND was the main voice behind the entire conspiracy theory around “Kenyan birth” and suchlike.

> I’ve got to thank the miserable sack of stool for steering me to the WND Web site

I guess they will like your feces obsession over there.

> The physical Certification of Live Birth (COLB) allegedly issued by the government of the State of Hawaii in 2007 has never passed into the hands of anyone at WND

I stand corrected. See, I can admit a mistake when I make one.

> criminal failure to qualify lawfully

Enlighten me, how would it be criminal if, arguendo, Obama was born in Kenya but his parents told him and the entire world he was born in Hawaii?
Do you have first-hand knowledge of where you were born? Remember, your birth certificate is not a trusted source according to your own birther logic.

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=73214

…where it can be read:

“(Editor’s note: WND’s investigation into the certification of live birth did not include inspecting the actual document, but only asking experts to evaluate the online image. Those experts, therefore, could not ‘prove’ the document’s authenticity. The experts told WND merely that many of the forgery claims made against the image were inconclusive or falsified, leaving them no evidence that would cast doubt on the image’s authenticity.)”

That’s “the image,” as in a computer-generated graphic image in JPG format. Not the physical document from which that image and others had been purportedly scanned in 2008.

The physical Certification of Live Birth (COLB) allegedly issued by the government of the State of Hawaii in 2007 has never passed into the hands of anyone at WND, and the people at WND have taken pains to make this clear.

That’s the reason, it seems, for publisher Joseph Farah’s increasingly popular “Where’s the Birth Certificate?” billboard and bumper sticker campaign.

Not that anything is ever going to be clear to a Barry-sucking dollop of filth like “The Magic M,” of course.

As a point of interest, more recently the WND people have been discussing the sworn attestation of a former Hawaii state government elections officer – Tim Adams – to the effect that:

“…no long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate existed for Barack Obama Jr. in Hawaii and that neither Queens Medical Center nor Kapi’olani Medical Center in Honolulu had any record of Obama having been born in their medical facilities.”

(see http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=254401 )

Lots of other stuff at WND on the subject of our Fraudulence-in-Chief’s criminal failure to qualify lawfully to hold the office he presently infests.

See: http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=98546

…for WND’s complete archive of news reports on the subject.

I didn’t know World Net Daily had been doing such a bang-up job on covering this matter. Rotten and stinking and absolutely hateful as “The Magic M” is proving itself to be, I’ve got to thank the miserable sack of stool for steering me to the WND Web site.